What I love about the Doctor C is that
he has a flatulence problem that he isn't
afraid to talk about at length. I am
pleased knowing that if ever we should
have an awkward silence in the midst of
a meeting, I can always ask him "did
you just let one" and we would laugh for
a few minutes and then he would go into
his scientific reasonings for his very
distinct and disturbingly pleasant gas
emissions.
Marry me... soon.
Where to begin about this guy? For
starters, he can drink more than me, and
so should NOT be trusted. I highly
doubt that he has his original
liver/kidneys chugging inside him as we
speak.
He is the most flippant, insane dubious
citizen that I've ever met. At times, I
was seriously considering mentioning his
green card status to him just to quiet
him down... I think abject fear stopped me.
Ultimately, Dr. C is quite possibly a
Creature From A Faster Planet. Real
humans don't consume substances like
that... ho ho ho... he is to be trusted
implicitly, though. If the day belongs
to mortal man, the night belongs to
Darcy Reenis. I wouldn't have it any
other way.
darcy is a huge prick who comes from
planet asshole. his favorite cologne
is 'Asshole' for men, and his favorite
tv show is 'Cooking with Assholes!'
don't let his favorite t-
shirt 'Philanthropist at Work' fool
you! this guy is always hot for a buck
or a free lap dance!
he has a flatulence problem that he isn't
afraid to talk about at length. I am
pleased knowing that if ever we should
have an awkward silence in the midst of
a meeting, I can always ask him "did
you just let one" and we would laugh for
a few minutes and then he would go into
his scientific reasonings for his very
distinct and disturbingly pleasant gas
emissions.
Marry me... soon.
Where to begin about this guy? For
starters, he can drink more than me, and
so should NOT be trusted. I highly
doubt that he has his original
liver/kidneys chugging inside him as we
speak.
He is the most flippant, insane dubious
citizen that I've ever met. At times, I
was seriously considering mentioning his
green card status to him just to quiet
him down... I think abject fear stopped me.
Ultimately, Dr. C is quite possibly a
Creature From A Faster Planet. Real
humans don't consume substances like
that... ho ho ho... he is to be trusted
implicitly, though. If the day belongs
to mortal man, the night belongs to
Darcy Reenis. I wouldn't have it any
other way.
Maholo.
planet asshole. his favorite cologne
is 'Asshole' for men, and his favorite
tv show is 'Cooking with Assholes!'
don't let his favorite t-
shirt 'Philanthropist at Work' fool
you! this guy is always hot for a buck
or a free lap dance!
Darcy shines;
Darcy is sunshine.
Viel Liebe Darcy!! Fuer immer Shirley.
U know wassup...I am a poet