Patrick Guarniere

      Can You See Where I Jacked My Sideburns Up?

      "Normal guy that likes having fun. Usually always with my friends or family although have found the pleasure in alone time..."

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      • Corrie
      • Posted
      • whatever. i'm home now. some other time.
      • Corrie
      • Posted
      • I love my Patty, oh yes I do. I love my Patty, and I'll be true. When he's not near me, I'm BLUE. OH PATTY! I LOVE YOU!! When do I get to give a squeeze? Miss you, babe. Hey I'm headed to DC in a couple of weeks...shall we schmooze?
      • anghel
      • Posted
      • JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY YOU'RE CUTE! YOU REALLY ARE.
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • This is crazy - I remember subbing for
        Patrick when he was just a little 7th
        grader!!!!!!!!!!Ahhhh.... I can
        honestly say that "I knew Patrick
        when...." ha! He's a honey, and I have
        been so blessed to know him. Plus he
        thinks my hubby is a hotty - that's a
        bonus in my book ;)
      • Rebekah
      • Posted
      • Patrick sleeps in cars and lets his
        friends drive with no lights on. And
        then laughs.
      • Rebekah
      • Posted
      • I'm going to testify...

        Patrick is so funny he makes me pee
        myself, which sucks when I wear a skirt
        with no panties. He is so freaking
        hilarious that my bones practically
        ache from laughing so hard. Patrick is
        so damn comical that SNL surely
        wouldn't take him cause he'll outshine
        everyone, even the really funny dead
        ones. Patrick can and will party his
        face off. Of course, I lasted longer
        on Saturday...is that a surprise?! I
        love you, Patri-Cake!
      • Rebekah
      • Posted
      • Patrick,
        I'm unleashing my fury on you, as I
        chose to do with our dear friend
        Jamey. What a dear soul he is. In
        fact, so dear that I might talk about
        how cool HE is in your testimonial
        section. Ok...maybe a little rude, so
        I'll save that. And I will save my
        unleashing of fury until the great
        Manass-off at Ben's.

        Patrick,
        When are you going to start giving me
        rides to school again? Let me know.
        I'm tired of riding the big yellow
        bus. MMM...I can't wait to make out with
        you...maybe on top of Mike G.'s car???

        I can't wait for our reunion. What a
        glorious day of pitiful behavior it
        will be.
      • ben
      • Posted
      • First of all let me say that I miss
        him. (I hope the people of Chicago
        appreciate you as much as those of us
        in D.C) Anyway, the laughs NEVER stop,
        the FUN never ends, and the PARTY HAS
        JUST BEGUN when Patrick is hangin with
        you. "Someone who dared to dream..." I
        admire his courage and perseverance.
        But I totally can't wait to be
        superstars together... so we can laugh
        and laugh at all the regular
        people ...oh! and let's get a
        picture on here sheba.

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