Abby has a demeanor on her that makes you swear that she's destined to do great things. Like be a superhero, the Queen of Lilliput or something. Hey, maybe even be the first female President of the United States ;-) (Let's face it, who wouldn't vote for her?)
"what is it that every woman is looking
for?" abby was asked on a booze-y
friday night. "ME! or some variation
on me," she replied without
hesitation. the guys must be looking
for her too, cos all the guys -- german
and non-germans alike -- were making
googly eyes at her and wondering what
they did to piss her off.
hanging out with abby is hilarious for
someone named gabi. inevitably two
chicks sitting at a bar, minding their
own business leads drunk idiots to
believe they can talk to us. it goes
like this: "hi, my name is ." "i'm gabi, and this is
abby." "what?" "oh never mind." and
then we laugh at germans who get black
eyes from their bipolar girlfriends and
drink some more. (admittedly, the
german was my fault, i called him over
when i was drunk...in the dark he
looked just like an old friend of mine.)
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you have been hit by the drunk truck.
XXOO!
dramatic pause....) Abby, congratulations.
a few weeks. you don't love me
anymore!
for?" abby was asked on a booze-y
friday night. "ME! or some variation
on me," she replied without
hesitation. the guys must be looking
for her too, cos all the guys -- german
and non-germans alike -- were making
googly eyes at her and wondering what
they did to piss her off.
someone named gabi. inevitably two
chicks sitting at a bar, minding their
own business leads drunk idiots to
believe they can talk to us. it goes
like this: "hi, my name is
abby." "what?" "oh never mind." and
then we laugh at germans who get black
eyes from their bipolar girlfriends and
drink some more. (admittedly, the
german was my fault, i called him over
when i was drunk...in the dark he
looked just like an old friend of mine.)
I love her (hug,hug)...I worship her
(kiss,kiss)...and if she do me the
honor, I would marry her(dum-dum-da-
dum)...
But having her as a friend is good
enough for me :-) YOU GO GIRL!