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Occupation:
Network Consultant / Dj / Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
dj'ing / clubbing, music production, futbol, workin out, tennis, good bourbon, great rum, girlz NOT cracked out on adderall
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Favorite Books:
don't read much paper.... Lone Wolf and Cub
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Favorite Movies:
5th Element, King of New York, Zoolander, Pootie Tang, Cowboy Bebop, Road Trip, Metropolis (old and new), any Christopher Walken movie, anything HBO puts in front of me over and over and over again
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Favorite Music:
DNB - Drum and Bass, UKG - UK Garage, dub, dancehall, old techstep ala tourque, MJ Cole, Good Looking/Looking Good Records, Guitar Wolf, Dj mango, Dj Know Delay, any Panther Dj
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Favorite TV Shows:
ANY futbol game, I Spy, Six Feet Under, Cowboy Bebop, Chappelle's Show, Monster Mix, Sky Sports, Mind of the Married Man, Futbol de Primera, Dream Team
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About Me:
me
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Who I Want to Meet:
you
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boyfriend. He overflows with a
charisma you can't quite overlook. and
from what I hear, he's a computer
genius too. What an all-in-one
package! Erin's got it too good.
always great, that's his motto, and if
you don't like it, you can fix your
goddamn PC yourself. What can I say,
he opened mine eyes to the seedy
underworld of north cackalack drum n
bass while simultaneously freeing me
from the clutches of an evil black
gorgon. He's also a talented
networking dood, musician, and
generally hella-tech-head. But...now
that he's 'switched' he will be sorely
missed indeed. Did I mention he has
the best freakin band-aid collection
EVER?
carlos and i, and since i'm such a
cool guy, i guess that makes him one
too. and he agrees that girls spending
20min+ in the restroom together is
sketchy business.
the keeeWLesht!... LOS YEW SO DAYUM
KEWL!... like livers and fava beans kewl!...
kewl like twice as nice by vanilla ice kewl!...
kewler than staples in frozen dead pussy
kewl!... LOS IS SO FRIKKIN KEWL!!! WHY
CAN'T I BE THAT KEWL!!! F*KING
AAAAAAAAAUUUUGHGHGHGLLLLLGGH
GGLGLGLGLGLGLGURGGLURGDROWN*
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well, then...
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that wasn't very cool...
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'los is my nigga', and a damn cool cat to
match...
was the first person i'm good friends
with that had turntables... he still
doesn't know how to use them... sike,
panther represent beeeeotch!
had some late night parties with asses
shakin into the wee hours of the night
with Carlos in command of the wheels
of steel. He's got manners too, this
guy. He'll apologize to you before he
makes you look stoopid on the tables.
All I can say is beware. This guy will
steal your lunch money and then tell
everyone that you pooped your pants.
No, wait. I'm thinking of that kid
Jimmy in the third grade. Carlos did,
however, act as my spirit guide
through the world of joblessness. He's
also thrown down some mad beats at a
few parties over the years. Got to be
one of the smartest motherfuckers
around, too. Don't mess with this kid,
his kung fu is good.