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"Average. Except for all the dead bodies under my floor.
And in the attic. And at my sister's house."
More about Phil
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Occupation:
Graphic Designer/Ninja-Monkey Trainer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, Art, Hockey, Movies, Cartoons, Boredom, Drinking, Cussing, Taunting hapless T-shirts, Painting things blood red
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Favorite Books:
Kingdom Come, JTHM, the Necronomicon, Welcome to the Monkey House, Shonen Jump, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Diz
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Favorite Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite, The Sharktank Redemption, Cannibal the Musical, Hi Fidelity
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Favorite Music:
Fugazi, Tool, Modest Mouse, Sepultura, Jets to Brazil, The Dismemberment Plan, Helmet, Hum, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, country music sucks
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Favorite TV Shows:
Scrubs, 70's Show, Family Guy, Monster House, Space Ghost, Playmakers, Extreme Engineering
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About Me:
Average. Except for all the dead bodies under my floor.
And in the attic. And at my sister's house.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone in Dallas. Or anywhere. I'm not too picky.
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kinda solemn thing going on...but I
think he was stoned.
who calls himself Phil. Careful, that
silver tongue of yours just may get you
into trouble one of these days. I
might just show up at your doorstep.
When I was in high school trying to be
cool and failing miserably, Phil was
right there telling me "shut up Poser,
you're a dork". The truth according to
Deuce. Twice he hit it with girls that
I badly wanted to hit it with, one of
which I loved. He hated my attempted
singing and hated it even more when we
would jam and I would say "dude,
no...you're not playing it right...it
goes like this...", as he would proceed
to play the song his way. He perfectly
portrayed my faults as the
character "Poser" in his comic strips.
He...
Wait, why the fuck are you my best
man??? Oh right...because Phil has
been my best friend through thick and
thin. I love this man. Buddy
love...not pirate bunghole love.
Without Phil I would not have made it
through the hell that was Rogers High.
I would not have fully realized in the
zen-like fashion I do now that I am a
dork. And I would not have been able
to fashion my elaborate plans of human
engineering and domination (see JD's
testimonial). Honestly, ten years
could pass and I could call up Phil and
say "Hey man what's happenin?" to which
he would reply, "same old shit, how you
been?" like we just talked last week.
The truest friend one could have. And
I here he's a damn good lay. Ladies,
look no further, Phil's got what you
need.
friend. God's of Cool we are and will
always be.
when he's sober. Good thing that
doesn't happen very often!!!! He
embodies "The Deuce" and all that it
stands for (and that's really cool.)
what he represents. But The Phil is a
being of pure oozing, black, viscous...
um... HELL JUICE!! HELL JUICE I SAY!!
Damned be those who dost not heed my
mighty heedings!! Other than the
whole "Hell juice" thing... he's an
a'ight guy... or so I hear... that's
what his mom told me once... she's
pretty.