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Hill Townsend
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Birmingham, Alabama
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Company:
bad
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Hill's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/295442
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College/University:
New York University, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
clothes
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What I enjoy doing:
our house, rock n roll, good writing, cheese grits & bloody marys, baths, blue jeans, scrabble, flea markets, sequins, sleep, front porches, obsessive recollection, really good/really bad movies, photobooths, hidden cameras, highways, the city, my sister, MZ
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Favorite Books:
joan didion, tom robbins, jr salamanca, mcsweeney's, ayn rand, nabokov, william styron, a.m. holmes, anne sexton, richard yates, rick moody, maria flook, margaret atwood, john cheever, don delillo, short stories by ernest hemingway and jd salinger
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Favorite Movies:
sunset blvd, down by law, napoleon dynamite, badlands, rivers edge, harold and maude, lolita, wet hot american summer, annie hall, being there, mildred pierce, imitation of life, manhattan, over the edge, midnight cowboy, whos afraid of virginia woolf
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Favorite Music:
the kinks, pulp, t-rex, the killers, guns n roses, fleetwood mac, the hold steady, johnny cash, ELO, cheap trick, new york dolls, fort bragg, black sabbath, belle & sebastian, ac/dc, loretta lynn, clarence carter, built to spill, cat stevens, thin lizzy, bob dylan, louis xiv, kings of leon, david bowie, old aerosmith, the beach boys, stevie wonder, journey, dolly parton, the rolling stones, waylon jennings, rilo kiley, bright eyes, R.E.O.
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Favorite TV Shows:
the simpsons, breaking bonaduce, family guy, the daily show, twin peaks, king of the hill, the sopranos, LOST, six feet under
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About Me:
I like Mountain Dew, olives, three cats, gardenias, tight pants, and the word bedizen. I hate Lars Ulrich, girly tattoos, unneccessary abbreviations, vienna sausages, and hackey sacks. I have a filthy mouth. Movies about sports teams beating the odds and men at war make me cry. I was a debutante twice over. I envy boys their facial hair. I never learned to whistle. I have amazing friends. I am in love. I once won a lifesize stuffed rabbit in a raffle.I am quite dirty but always neat. I like drinking beer in dark bars on rainy afternoons. I am a terribly lucky girl.
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Who I Want to Meet:
harper lee, saul hudson, stevie nicks, gregory crewdson, syd barrett, brian wilson, evil kneivel, david rees,steve martin, betty friedan, jon voight, the magnificent seven
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hear her southern drawl, you know your
home. I've been in residence for 15
years and ain't movin' till I die!!
gonna ask you nice: Where the fuck is
Ringo, you bitch?
Chili's jingles. I remember them
fondly. We'd go outside a rival
restaurant like Bennigan's or Billy's
Tavern and sing "Oohh, give me my baby
back..." and like, harmonize? On "Bay-
bee back ri-hibs". We took it to
another level. We'd do duets like, I'd
go "I love Chili's Chicken Fajita, and
the margarita, then make love to me
mama-seeta..." and she'd go "Sorry, I
like the Chicken Ceasar pita, they make
it hard to breathe-ah..." and WE'D
go..."But we still love those bay-bee
back bay-bee back..." and then instead
of ribs we'd go..."CHILI'S is the
place! So come on in!" and then we'd be
kicked out of the place! They were so
jealous. We'd go back to Chili's and
tell our stories. Well, hopefully we
can do that again sometime. I want to
work on the one that goes like "Chi-hil-
hil-hillary's...chicken ranch sandWID-
GEZZ...black PEAS and some veg-hed-ad-
aBULLZZZZ...mama-seeta, lotsa mouths to
feeda...come with me-ah...to Chi-hil-
hil-baybee back...rihbbssss...!!!!"
when we're really drunk. Umm hello she
makes the best mix cds ever. Dude this
gal is awesome and so fun to hang with,
plus she puts out....holla.
before the earth swept its land with
wind, fire and oxen, there was an
algebraic equation that translated
itself into Hill. When molecules
separated, and expanded, the sunrise
came and oxygen swelled up from the
earth, giving the land breath. Water
came down from elephant clouds in the
sky, kissing the earth a thousand
times, forging rivers and lakes. As
time passed, little insects seeped
through the pores of the land, and from
atoms and mitosis animals emerged from
forests and grasslands. From tundra to
desert, the earth grinned with the
flight of population. After this
accomplishment, tributaries from all
around gathered in the middle to form a
great ocean that would soon break apart
all of the land, creating the
continents. And Hill smiled. It sure
was a big bang.
taller than you and one fonz cooler than you.
She's also 30 percent funnier than you. She
parties harder than you by a factor of two. She
dances and dresses 3 times better than you
do. Underneath her hair (3 times better than
yours) Hill has a mind that is 4 times smarter
than yours.
Fortunately, she won't rub it in, because Hill is
also ten times nicer than you.
or at least the closest I ever got
one. Anyway, it was more than once.
One time in public watching Jarvis
Cocker gyrate and one time while on
poppers listening to "Bittersweet
Symphony" over and over. Disgusting.
I still can't listen to that song
anymore. But I do love my dear Hill.
And I still get nostalgic whenever we
see eachother...
see her she parties hearty. Some
day I hope to see her when we're
both sober and learn a little more
about her but, sadly, I fear that day
may never arrive.
her open a Rheingold with her
couche just for a bottle of Red Cobra
#9! Fuckin' a Right.
her wit and encouragement and ability
to provide you with that surge of
empowerment you need at the right
moment. Rock on, mama!