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"I like to start bar brawls...and to dance...aaaand long
walks on the beach, sunsets and tequila sunrises. I like
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More about Melissa
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Occupation:
carnage
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Hobbies and Interests:
Being a gypsy, being a pirate, being a gypsy-pirate, play fighting/fightin' dirty, biting, getting lost, walking late nite/real early morning, observing, bein' in love, the unexpected, laughing at the wrong times, physical contact, Oswald
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Favorite Books:
Authors: Anais Nin, Irvine Welsh, Carlos Castaneda, Corey Feldman, Vonnegut, Suzanne Sommers, Katherine Dunn, Tom Robbins, Hermann Hesse, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen(hot!), Thich Nhat Hanh, Tolkein, Shel Silverstein (really)
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Favorite Movies:
Goonies, Gummo, Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, City of Lost Children, Princess Bride, Willow, Buffy th Vampire Slayer, Harold and Maude, Dark Crystal, Rushmore, Paradise Lost 2, Boondock Saints, the Last Unicorn, Young Frankenstein, anything John Waters/Tim Burton/Johnny Depp
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Favorite Music:
Belle and Sebastian, Elliott Smith, Peaches, Pulp, Gomez, Beck, Bjork, Roy Orbison, Rufus Wainwright, Edith Piaf, Air, Radiohead, Aretha Franklin, Siouxsie, Nick Drake, Bowie, Syd Barrett, Lou Reed, Jeff Buckley, Walking the Cow song X put on my mix CD
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About Me:
I like to start bar brawls...and to dance...aaaand long
walks on the beach, sunsets and tequila sunrises. I like
to bite, too. I am sort of going through a secondary
rebellion period that I missed when I was a teen-ager, so
I
like to get in trouble sometimes, not the kind that goes
on
a permanent record though...more shennanigans
and
the like.*sigh*I hate this question. Ummm, I'm moving
around a
lot... Oh yes, I'm also more than a
little addicted to computer solitaire. My fingernails seem
to be
perpetually dirty. Ummm, my cat Oswald is the #1
man in my life. And I truly want to
be a pirate and am looking to get a crew put together.
What else do you want to know? Or need to know, for that
fact...awkward...silence...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Thom Yorke...And someone who can take a hit with a pool
stick and/or brewskie bottle...Maybe I just want to meet
people who
ain't afeared of livin'...and people who ain't afeared of
bein' honest...or stupid...or
wrasslin'...people that want to be a part of my pirate
crew...people that like to walk...people that
breathe...people that have been hurt and have learned from
it but do not live their lives through it...people who
share and
play well with others (so's I can beat them up and steal
their lunch money! hah!)... people with
obsessions...people with foibles...people who know life is
impermanent...people with a sick sense of humour...people
who don't
mind that I will sing along with any and all songs that I
know (even the wretchedly bad ones)...people who will
sing with me...people who
aren't too hip to have fun...
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beds, we particularly like mine, on
several occasions. sometimes with boys
who snore. she is the raddest bitch
that i hang with as of this second and
i'm thinking of eloping with her
shortly. there's this movement she's
starting: quit your shitty jobs and
move to be with melissa! i'm in love
with oswald but he just teases me.
sure, he'll make out when he wants to
but what about my needs?!
A GOOOD FRIIEEND OF MINE.
OHHH LORRRRD, IT'S
TRUE....HAWHY ONE
DAYYY....OHHH LORRRD GIMME
STRENGTH TO RECOVERR...ONNE
GLORRRIOUS, MIGHTY FINE DAY,
SHE RELEASED AWWWL THA
DEMONS FROM
WITHHIINN...HOLY-MOWLY! SHE
RELEASED EM AWWLL, N THEN
SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH GREAT
WRATH IN HERR EYES N SAID
'SHIVER ME TIMMBERS...YEARRGH'
AN SHE HAD A CAT, IT WAS A
BEAAAUTIFUL CAT...LEMME TELL
YOU ABOUT THE CAT....IT HAD A
RRRED RAYAG WITH HAWHITE
POLKA DOTS ON ITS HEAD, IT HAD
A PIERCED EAR, IT HAD A FLOPPY
PATCH ON ITS EYE, IT HAD A HOOK
FOR A TAIL, AND FOUR PEGS FOR
ITS LEGS...AND IT WAS THAT DAY
-BLESS ME, JESUS- IT WAS THAT
DAY THAT I REALIZED THAT AWWLA
HEAVEN ON EARTH AND THE
MOON AND THE STARS AND
EVERAYTHIN INBATWEEN HHAD
SHIINNED ON ME THAT DAY,
SHINE, SHINED FROM ABOVE.
GLORRY HALLAYLOOYAH,
GLORRAY, AHHHHMEN!
we have been tight (like the Olsen
twins) for about 3 of them... we were
neighboors for a good while and we
would drink cheap wine and chain smoke
on our front stoop together during the
lazy days of the Arizona summer (which
lasts for 8 months where we're from).
Then she moved to Minneapolis and I to
New Jersey... but I love her and she
is one of the most beautiful friends I
have. I bet we will live in the same
town again, but it sure as hell won't
be Phoenix. =)
She is sooo rad!
Ask anyone who has an association with
her..! Plus her cat Oswald is on
friendster... how cool is that??!
to come out of my time in
Minneapolis and I miss her very
much:(
eachother gain after years of loss. SO
EXCITING! I am so happy to have her
back in my life. THANKS FRIENDSTER!
It's bettr than Classmates! AND IT'S
FREE! Anyway, I am sure I will have
some humorous anecdotes, for now, I am
just full of glee that we have found
eachother.