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Occupation:
Glorified Photocopier/Bartender/Financier
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Hobbies and Interests:
food stamps, public housing, placing late night phone calls to the Congelliere residence, posing deadly questions
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Favorite Movies:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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Favorite Music:
Slow, Minutemen, 4DQ, Toys That Kill, Dillinger Four, Scared of Chaka, CCR, Green on Red
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Favorite TV Shows:
She's The Sheriff
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About Me:
I'm a one man riot
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm anxiously waiting for you to "suggest a match" with your
homliest friend
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put up with us, and fucked us all silly for 4
straight days til' we couldnt take it anymore
and had to continue on with tour. you horny
fucker you............okay, maybe the last part
aint true but who cares!? HEY MATT!
classic, knows everything about
nothing, or is that reversed? A true
bud. In it for the duration.
Testimonial??!@#$ I'll fucking deal on
someone!!#$%
into a night at the Continental...TWA
Took My Baby Away......pure
genius...the performances had the
majesty, grandeur and splendor of an
Amtrak highspeed Metroliner
derailment....memorable...and like
Matt himself they at once, were as
frightening as they were awe-
inspiring. Keep making the punk rock
Matt...it gets me through the day. I'm
not certain if you remember your more
inspired performances...but trust me
they were FUCKING AWESOME
that car-crash deli in Brooklyn on New
Year's Day? I have a big hole in my brain...
Take heed, legions of adoring Matt Army
fans: this man has a way of making
miraculous things happen, things that
you'll never really believe are true. An
open bar materializes, and suddenly y'r
picking up chicks in a language you
don't even speak! But the next day, the
digits in yr pocket have turned into
lint & bottle caps.
ago I was having a few lowlifes over my
place to watch some Richard Kern
flicks.. upon picking the tapes up
from a pre-"Mondo" Kim's Video, I
noticed the previous renter had
apparently recorded something of
their own at the end of the second
volume. Well, YOU KILLED ME FIRST and
FINGERED were the usual crowd pleasers,
but what we were all really waiting for
was the mystery footage at the end of
the tape. Would it be a snuff flick or
some hot Lydia Lunch outtakes? The
night wore on, the tape wound to its
end and to our utter dismay we found it
was merely homemade footage of some
guy "pissing" into a toilet for an hour
via a rather badly concealed glass of
water. Things seemed even worse when
the camera pulled back to reveal the
grinning face of MATT ARMY.
boon to my mike watt... hands down the
best person to drink beer with at 7 in
the morning and discuss exactly why,
with charts, graphs, and annotated
footnotes - why the minutemen are so
fucking rad and why public
enemy's "welcome to the terrordome" is
the best hardcore punk rock song ever
from 1998 when i lived in milwaukee. he
and about 9 other people were on tour
and needed a place to crash, so of
course i let them invade my apartment.
we had a great time. massive quantities
of beer were consumed that evening:
schlitz, milwaukee's best, and old
style. at some point we went to this
great video game/bowling alley/bar
called the landmark. upon entering the
building i fell, er, tripped, down five
or six stairs, jumped back up and
handed my id to the doorman. matt
laughed and then said he's never been
so proud. what a friend.
music that doesn't suck. he is also badass
enough to get out of this f'd up city to see it.
god bless him.