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Occupation:
making stuff
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Hobbies and Interests:
art, design, mechanical technical, nerdy stuff, Building, fixing things and breaking them again, offroad motorcycle adventures, things with motors, Flamethrowers, music, road trips.Camping, jokes about poop, spanking my girlfriends bootie
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Favorite Books:
readin's good it makes ya smarter. I like books with pictures in em'
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Favorite Movies:
5th element, best of show, waiting for guffman, The big lebowski
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Favorite Music:
nilly vanilly, C and C Music factory, color me badd, new kids on the block, PM dawn
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Favorite TV Shows:
junkyard wars, And reality tv in general, the more contrived and stupid, the better.
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About Me:
I never read instruction manuals.
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Who I Want to Meet:
other dorks, people who will put up with my bullshit.
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true. T'all began early part of the
last decade summer or therabouts.
Yes, oh i recall now it was 1993 and
the time i speak is late Summer same
year. Headin' to seattle was i, to
chase unrequited love (SDJ), and work
in an organic garden. So Mikey boy,
my reptilian luvin friend, kindly
offered to keep charge of my friendly
mariguana. Mariguana, like most caged
reptiles, led a sub-standard life.
Mikes reptilian home however, an
exception to the rule and truly a
paradise for all scaly friends, was
the perfect place to mariguana to hide
out in my extended absence.
alas, all stories must end.
and yes, i got a call in Seattle from
a distraught Mikeypoo letting me know
mariguana made itshisher escape and as
far as we know still resides in the
rooftops on s. seventh street and
prowls and creeps by night.
keep rockin with your consistent silly
beautiful self.
Mooah! (lay of the scales;)
and call it fromundacheeze. It was
really weird because we were having
dinner with my Grandma. Who ever said
chivarly was dead never met Dirty. Oh,
how I love him so.
dedicated fan, knows the lyrics by heart. You should see his collection
of Debbie's dolls.
Friendster, I'm surprised they haven't
kicked off Dirt McGirt! I would be
impressed, but when you look at his
list of friends, they are mostly dead
rockstars and his cats. (Yes ladies,
he's a Cat Boy.... it's like a Momma's
Boy who moved out of the house.)
like dirtier than Christina Aguillera
dirty, like I mean DIRTY! Although it
becomes obvious upon meeting Dirty Mike
just how dirty he really is, the name
falls on him not from the person, or
noun, that is Mike but from his many
verbs. Mike defines extremities. From
his oh-so-dirty fingers to his
extraordinarily dirty mouth, there's
even some dirt in his soul, it's all
because he's into falling down. Whether
it's from his man-bike or his skateboard
or any given barstool in any given town,
Mike enjoys falling down. Most of the
time this falling is assisted by
stationary objects such as street
barricades and cold beers. Other times,
if assistance isn't readily available,
he just brings himself down. Watch out
when you meet Mike, he might be ready to
go down at any moment! But don't be
scared, Mike usually keeps the falling
to himself -- he's selfish like that.
Aside from his affinity with all things
dirty, Mike is a great guy and will keep
you back, your face, or your beer --
whatever needs support at the time. I
love Mike in many comfortable,
hetero-kinda ways, even though he
complains about my dish washing
abilities. Dirty Mike is dirty, but
dirty in a very conscientious way. When
you vote for Dirty Mike you're voting
for the best Dirty Mike in the world!
cool BMW motorcycle, that motorcycle is
mine. If it appears that Dirty has
converted said motorcycle into a horse,
a fish, or an fire-breathing octopus,
well, then he's in trouble.
Oh what a whipper-snapper of a rascal,
he. This camero cleaning-good for
nothing-son of a be-atch is actually
quite my cup of tea. I like him a lot.
Tally ho.
were more flirty, or at least played the hurdy-
gurdy, I knew him back when he turned
thirty, my computer keyboard is a QWERTY, he
likes bakin' his bacon, fuck I can't freestyle for
shit.
much of the dirty love, but I'd do it
again. He is always a great resource
of power, giggles, perversion & tastes
great on toast!