Floyd Haws

      "I am a fairly trashy individual without much diriction, but appear to have it all together. It is mostly my charm and..."

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      • Neige
      • Posted
      • Floyd is indeed country and darned
        proud of it...but is far from a
        daryllick (sp?)...He is very charming,
        hard working (man in uniform?
        purrrrr), loyal and tons o' fun!! And
        who else would stay up 'til 7 am
        drinking Vodka Tonics from mason jars
        with me? To be honost Floyd, I dunno
        why we didn't run away together
        either~I LOVE it when you POOT!
      • Neige
      • Posted
      • Just the good ol' boys, never meanin'
        no harm, eats all you've ever saw,
        been in trouble with the law since the
        day they was born.......Just good ol'
        boys, wouldn't change if they could,
        Fightin' the system like a true modern
        day Robin Hood....
      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • What can I say about Floyd? He is my
        death avenger. I know what everyone is
        thinking. Why Floyd? Cause he
        realizes the importance of being pals.
        Even though he throws that shit out way
        too much, I know deep down, when the
        shit hit the fan, it's crossbow time.
        thanks Floyd! It ain't easy being pals!
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • Floyd is a magnificent specimen of a
        man...wait, that's not right. Floyd,
        stop slipping mickies into my drink! I
        know you want to get me alone somewhere
        when I'm belligerent, but this is not
        the way to do it...or is it?
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • For someone who loves Shiner, it's
        pretty funny that Floyd can't spell it
        right TWICE on his profile (It's right
        above this, by Interests). What's even
        more interesting, is that for someone
        who love Texas so much, he doesn't, and
        hasn't lived here. Maybe if he did
        live here, it would just be TOO Texas.
        We would actually satisfy all the
        stereotypes. Floyd makes Arkysaw the
        most Texas place on the planet.
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • floyd has to be the coolist american
        have yet met! top bloke. He has DIRE
        taste in music, but good taste in cars.
        He's left his mark in the UK
        with "Horse-shit" and "Goddamit" hope
        we've left our mark with "Ace"!
      • Seth
      • Posted
      • Sometimes I lie awake at night wishing
        I could be more like Floyd he is Ace as
        far as I am concerned. What more could
        you ask for damn good looking mixed
        with all that charm and wit. I will
        name my first born BaronvonFloydadich
        the II in honor of this great man.
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • Despite the jokes, he swears the Dixie
        cup was one of the large-sized Dixie
        cups.

        Regardless, Floyd is cool enough that I
        don't think it matter's how much corpus
        spongiosum he can fit into one of those
        things.

        If being true to one's self was a
        Johnny Cash song, ... well ... Johnny
        Cash is pretty damn cool. What other
        country singer could cover Soundgarden?
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • Floyd, you're the only one I know that
        can make a red belt look good, be it
        male or female. That just rocks...
      • Jenny
      • Posted
      • If Floyd was a fragrance, he would be
        equal parts motor oil, smoke, wood,
        testosterone, and Shiner Bock.
        Doesn't that just make you horny
        thinking about it?

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