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"I am a fairly trashy individual without much diriction, but
appear to have it all together. It is mostly my charm and..."
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Schools:
Rogers High School, Attended 1993 - 1995, Class of 1995
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Occupation:
Firefighter/EMT
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Hobbies and Interests:
Shinner Bock Beer, Texas Music, Shinner Bock Beer, Old Cars, Shinner Bock Beer..., Dallas Stars Hockey
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Favorite Books:
How to Pick-Up Loose Women, Swank, and Guns and Ammo
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Young Guns, Raising Arizona, Queen Margot, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, Swingers, Bob Hope (anything), and Smokey and the Bandit
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Favorite Music:
The Pawtuckets, Big Smith, Roger Creager, Bleu Edmondson, Guy Clark, Merel Haggard, Old 97's, Pat Green, Todd Snider, Townes Van Zandt, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Richard Shindell, Cross Canidian Ragweed, The Young Dubliners, Hank III, Too Short, Snow, NWA, Sean Paul
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Favorite TV Shows:
Gold Fever, Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, and oh oh Arsinio Hall is the host of STAR SEARCH now "whoose in tha Dog Pound"
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About Me:
I am a fairly trashy individual without much diriction, but
appear to have it all together. It is mostly my charm and
my looks that get me through life, Oh yea,and alcohol
consumption helps rub out all my short commings.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who only belived about 80% of how I have described
myself above,or Bob Hope,Burt Reynolds,Asia Argento,and Ed
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proud of it...but is far from a
daryllick (sp?)...He is very charming,
hard working (man in uniform?
purrrrr), loyal and tons o' fun!! And
who else would stay up 'til 7 am
drinking Vodka Tonics from mason jars
with me? To be honost Floyd, I dunno
why we didn't run away together
either~I LOVE it when you POOT!
no harm, eats all you've ever saw,
been in trouble with the law since the
day they was born.......Just good ol'
boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern
day Robin Hood....
death avenger. I know what everyone is
thinking. Why Floyd? Cause he
realizes the importance of being pals.
Even though he throws that shit out way
too much, I know deep down, when the
shit hit the fan, it's crossbow time.
thanks Floyd! It ain't easy being pals!
man...wait, that's not right. Floyd,
stop slipping mickies into my drink! I
know you want to get me alone somewhere
when I'm belligerent, but this is not
the way to do it...or is it?
pretty funny that Floyd can't spell it
right TWICE on his profile (It's right
above this, by Interests). What's even
more interesting, is that for someone
who love Texas so much, he doesn't, and
hasn't lived here. Maybe if he did
live here, it would just be TOO Texas.
We would actually satisfy all the
stereotypes. Floyd makes Arkysaw the
most Texas place on the planet.
have yet met! top bloke. He has DIRE
taste in music, but good taste in cars.
He's left his mark in the UK
with "Horse-shit" and "Goddamit" hope
we've left our mark with "Ace"!
I could be more like Floyd he is Ace as
far as I am concerned. What more could
you ask for damn good looking mixed
with all that charm and wit. I will
name my first born BaronvonFloydadich
the II in honor of this great man.
cup was one of the large-sized Dixie
cups.
Regardless, Floyd is cool enough that I
don't think it matter's how much corpus
spongiosum he can fit into one of those
things.
If being true to one's self was a
Johnny Cash song, ... well ... Johnny
Cash is pretty damn cool. What other
country singer could cover Soundgarden?
can make a red belt look good, be it
male or female. That just rocks...
equal parts motor oil, smoke, wood,
testosterone, and Shiner Bock.
Doesn't that just make you horny
thinking about it?