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      • Peter
      • Posted
      • Party Guy has FUN
        he keeps it REAL
        awww YEAH

      • Sharon
      • Posted
      • ...get some sleep
      • S. MacagNasty
      • Posted
      • i gotta job for jeffctown..toss my salad,
        BITCH.
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • "dude leave the suit on when you f*ck
        her, just unzip..."
      • Liz
      • Posted
      • As a young boy, when you get splashed
        by a mud puddle on the way to school,
        you wonder if you should go home and
        change, but be late for school, or go
        to school the way you are; dirty and
        soaking wet. Well, while he tried to
        decide, I drove by and splashed him
        again
      • Ally
      • Posted
      • So this one afternoon, upstairs on the porch
        of Tortillas......
      • LibbyandJosh
      • Posted
      • I heard Jeff's a Stallion in the sack.
      • Ally
      • Posted
      • "the jeff dance" is one of the goofiest
        displays Ive ever seen on the dance floor,
        we've tried many times to out drink one
        another, and Im still not sure who wins. I
        love this kid from head toe. The breadstick is
        a ladykiller.
      • Drennen Quinnen
      • Posted
      • so its like thursday night, and we had
        just gotten on the island with nothing
        to do and no where to go. we sat in
        grand central station for at least two
        hours and then walked accross manhattan
        in the fucking rain for like an hour
        and a half, starving because all we had
        on the palce was a bag of pretzels
        (because some people are allergic to
        peanuts. thats some bullshit. some
        people are allergic to apple jucie but
        you can stil get that shit on a plane,
        fucking dicks.) anyhow, our voyage
        takes us to kates joint. supposedly the
        best vegitarian food i'd ever get and
        it was fucking closed. i was ready to
        kil our guide when i peered insided
        only to find that the guy wiping down
        the counter like a golden adonis was
        that same dirty motherfucker that asked
        me if i "liked to party" outside his
        van the week beofre in the atl. he took
        us in and gave us two rounds of jack
        and coke (a lot of jack, a dash of
        coke. thats the new york way, i guess.)
        after that he took us to some club
        where i got like 8 drinks for free. i
        don't know how it happened, but it did.
        like an evangelist of drunk, this guy
        got me tore up from the floor up. i
        woke up in an nyu dorm with a headache,
        a bed full of piss, and the faint
        memory of some kind of angel, only
        dirty, that gave me one of the best
        nights i can't remember for the life of
        me. thanks, jeff. i'll see you in
        december? drinks on me?
      • Liz
      • Posted
      • Jeff likes to throw string cheeze ...
        its very rude

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