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"I'm a fake-blood spitting, small-bladder-containing, makeup and costume-wearing, sparatic thing-making, peanut butter and..."
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More About Audra
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Schools (Other):
S.V.A., M.I.C.A., J.C.C.C., S.A.I.C., K.C.A.I.
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Occupation:
Aspiring whale rider
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Affiliations:
Team Alex, JAMA
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Hobbies and Interests:
Patterns, Planets, Makin' shit, Objects that are organized by height in a diagnol fashion, Convincing myself that it is a good idea to organize a rock opera, Pinching helpless animals with my toes
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Favorite Books:
Life of Pi, A Wrinkle in Time, The 21st Century Ephemeris, We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families, Meet Macaulay Culkin
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Favorite Movies:
Edward Scissor Hands, Little Shop of Horrors, Magnolia, Beatle Juice, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, West Side Story, movies made by highschool kids who are cooler than me
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Favorite Music:
musicals, rock operas, showtunes, and Ludacris
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Favorite TV Shows:
American Idol--what else is there?
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I'm a fake-blood spitting, small-bladder-containing, makeup and costume-wearing, sparatic thing-making, peanut butter and pickle-eating, hyphen-using, pseudo-breakdancing, accident-prone crazy person. And my rap name is Lil' Monsta.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd much rather meat people.......you know, in a bologna
sort of
way.
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Testimonials and Comments for Audra
me: "what is it"
audra: "let's search our names online,
i've never searched for yours
before."
what can i say. we're in the zone.
and sit still for hours in a cold room with people
staring at her... a performance art piece. who
else but audra would gladly except without
hesitation? and she likes blood and vomit! and
someday we are going to team up and kidnap
someone to fuck with their head....
audra is just one of my cravings.
late night diner conversations,
punching in the air, running on the
stair, having not a care, audra will be
there with cigarettes and chocolate
milk.
world were as incredibly intelligent
colorfull creative and effortlessly
entertaining as aud here, You'd never
walk out of your door without seeing a
group of awesome people putting on some
kind of awesome fun and yet meaningfull
show, or finding some awesome fun and
yet meaningfull object, movie, poem
letter or zebra. Alex is correct in
saying that she's a hell of alot better
at everything she does then she
actually knows. (But that usually
doesn't prevent her from doing it.)
Kates right about her being one sexy
man, as I've told her, she's the
sexiest man in my life, a testament
either to her multifacetedness or my
need to get out more...but regardless,
She's one of those people that makes
you go:"LIFE ROCKS! I mean...LOOK AT
AUDRA!" Also one of the bravest people
I know...in some strange way. When God
saw that it was good, he was looking at
someone very like Audra.
met. Not cute . . . HOT, HOT, HOT.
Whooo-eee.
She is also the most wanted man
alive. Look for her picture in your
local post office--but beware she's a
master of disguise. You will only
recognize her by her HOTness.
Alex? You listening to this?
I've ever witnessed. She is innovative.
She is sharp. She surprise attacks. She
is not a blonde but we can be easily
persuaded to believe her should she
insist even the slightest. She is
special. otherworldly. awesome. a very
good writer. better at everything she
does than she ever allows herself to
know. I have entered her in the
awesomest friend I have club. I am
jealous of the glow in her complexion
and behind her eyes. dear dear audra.
Audra's the FUCKIN' COOLEST! She can throw
a psycho-demented tea party the likes of
which you've never seen! Not to mention that
Audra rocks a wig like your grandmother
wishes she could, but never will. It's infinitely
unfair that Jersey gets to enjoy Audra-in-
person, but whatever makes her happy...
Chicago still misses you, Audra! You rule!
remember over what, but she threw
something at my car and she was really
pissed. She gave me up for Lent as a result
and told her left shoe all about it. Really it
should be my left shoe, because I won it in a
bet when she didn't go to the Czech
Republic. What an ass, give me my shoe.
hands. Check out the continuous supply of
illegal Flo-nase that Audra keeps around
'just in case.'
And ask about her teeth. She's got a
mouthful and then some.