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More About Alex
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Occupation:
non affiliated
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Hobbies and Interests:
striped socks, thefrig.org, short films, polaroids, loud obnoxious noises, playing with fire and high voltage and jello!, drunk people, anything that can be broken or flashes pretty
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Favorite Books:
the dictionary, how to win friends and influence people, hypnosis for dummies, NO russian dudes, anyone with a funny name
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Favorite Movies:
wizard of oz, heathers, anything with audrey hepburn, bruce conner, martin arnold, goddard, the other cinema, teen flicks, and all things that flicker
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Favorite Music:
lately godspeed you black emperor, boards of canada, dntel, autechre, u-ziq, swayzak, nina simone, mingus, mary poppins, any loud scratching noise
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Favorite TV Shows:
i wish i had tv or heroin either/or/and/but
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
aim: instaac
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Who I Want to Meet:
girlscouts giving away free mint cookies!
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Testimonials and Comments for Alex
best friend with a penis. And if I havent
told you all already, he has promised to
donate sperm to me if I am not with
child by 35. I will of course be making
up the cute quotient of the child while
Alex will contribute brains. Wish us
luck! His parents will never approve!
from the corner of your mouth left there
by my spicy green beans.
though he'd rather not discuss it. he
obsessively collects answering
machine messages. in fact if youve
known him for any amount of time he
probably monitoring you in some way
or another. hate to break it to you.
he has so many female friends its
frickin' amazing, if i were his woman,
id be nervous as all get out. he's
stylish as hell, i mean it. if i hadnt
known him in college when it was t
shirt and cargos du jour i would
probably think he was pretty
pretentious. and he kind of is, but you
find yourself loving him anyway. plus
he's my only korean friend and so i
cant afford to lose him. you know,
diversity and all that jazz. in closing,
alex is anomalous and loveable,
mysterious and unpredictable, and
above all very smart. UW UN Forever.
xoxoTokenJew
p.s. You WISH you had pictures of my
anatomy you lecherous bastard!
our family, not to mention down-to-
earth. I used to hate him when I was
little cuz he would tease me and Annie
all the time. But now, I forgive him
cuz he's waaay cool!
is so on point that I would hate him,
were he not speaking the truth.
Harrumph.
else. I still think I like Alex. He must be good.
years. We were friends and occasional
partners in crime in Seattle and now I live in
Chicago with his sister's boyfriend. People
reading this probably already know this, but
Alex proved to be one one the most
generous, smart, relaxed, and smoove-with-
the-ladies men there is, still.
bastard can you fit in one man? well i'm the
answer, but he's pretty close.
is really wealthy. That isn't a joke
either. In addition, he has an innate
ability to woo even the toughest of
girls into loving him. and frankly
anyone who would turn this hunk o man
down is a damn fool. if he wasn't
already my best friend for the past 10
years i would be marry him myself. as
it stands if i'm not with child by 35
he has promised to impregnate me.
although how that will happen hasn't
been determined yet.
home!!!!!i love it and now i can come
see you.....and yayayay <3