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Five seconds later I was unconscious and this Polish Marine had his hat back.
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"Against nostalgia."
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Schools:
Crocker Farm Elementary, Attended 1986 - 1993, Class of 1993
Amherst Regional Ms, Attended 1993 - 1995, Class of 1995
Amherst Regional High, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999
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College/University:
Harvard University, Attended 2004 - Present, Class of 2006, Master's Degree, Religion
The College of Wooster, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, English
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Occupation:
manchild
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Affiliations:
Jews in Space
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Hobbies and Interests:
defending Roman Catholics against fundamentalist slander, defending atheism against Roman Catholic strongarming, cynical judaism, evangelical pop culture
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Favorite Books:
Europe Central, Brighton Rock, Operation Shylock, Gravity & Grace, The Irresponsible Self, Just And Unjust Wars, Mom They Won't Let Me Pray, Beatles Complete Easy Guitar, Zuckerman Bound, English Public School Buggery Narratives
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Favorite Movies:
Dead Man, The Aristocrats, Grizzly Man, Bottle Rocket, Spinal Tap, History of the World Part 1, The Thin Red Line, The Jerk, Dancer in the Dark, Coen Bros.
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Favorite Music:
Wolf Parade, Calabrian fishermen's songs, Melanesian Choirs, The Artificial Hip, Buffalino, The Dirty Mac, The Impossible Shapes, Stevie Wonder, Blind Faith, Beatles, Shins, BWV 781, Lonsome Ballad of the Snowbound Velocipede
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Favorite TV Shows:
Heat Vision and Jack, Upright Citizens Brigade, Madden Nation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daily, Chappelle's, PM's ?'s, Ali G, SNL (1975-80; 1988-1994; 1996-2000)
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
Against nostalgia.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Gus Lovely, Jessi Klein, Sarah Silverman, down-to-earth JAPS, anti-academics
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know it. Hes like this big bear with
these like claws and, and FANGS, and,
and these TEETH, and she's like this
little bunny cowering in the corner,
shivering, and Cutlers just looking at his
claws like "How do I kill this bunny?"
hes just batting the bunny around, and,
and hes got these big fucking claws and
fangs... hes like a big bear, man.
Oh, who am I kidding, Cutler knows
exactly what to do to the bunny. And the
thing bout Cutler? Does it with
panache. All the time, every time. Right
on time. Classy, like. He's a gentleman
and a scholar. He deserves a theme
song, and dammit, I'm not getting up 'til
I've finished one. Where's my wah-wah
pedal and Latin horn section? I will also
require an enormous pair of castinettes,
and one of those gourds with the rice in
it people make in 2nd grade. Cuz that's
jus the way the motha rolls.....
episode with ramon, the pool guy,
who tries to drown jerry with the
skimmer net? i just saw it again
and realized he's your aesthetic
bizarro (unless of course you ARE
him).
whether it's renovating his house,
restoring an old truck, or hauling ass.
He drinks beer, smokes cigars, and
pumps up BIG!
one-come all Friendstering style--it bodes
well for a lot of kids giving themselves
strangers in various Amherst basements.
Kindness is the new irony, after all.
from New Years, July 4th, and that
random party in Alexandria...what's
going on?
End of testimonial
down hard, due to Rogue's efforts
and/or subtle subversions. I hope
it's Costner or maybe Putin, but it'll
be something to see regardless. The
Polish soldier in the picture? I've
heard he now injects crack into his
armpits, cause The Rogue fucked him up
so bad.