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"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is..."
More about Dan
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Schools (Other):
University of New Hampshire Manch
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Occupation:
I work for a magazine, I tutor and I go to school.
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Affiliations:
Students for Sensible Drug Policy
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Hobbies and Interests:
books, art, cats, music, history, human behavior, traveling, dreaming, eyes, the color red, my nephews and my niece... probably my best friends.
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Favorite Books:
Candide, On Liberty, Siddhartha, Labyrinths by Borges, The Stranger, The Fountainhead, Catch 22, Lord of the Flies, On the Road, Stranger in a Strange Land, A Clockwork Orange, Flowers for Algernon, Breakfast of Champions, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Teachings of Zen, Fight Club
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Favorite Movies:
The Graduate, Midnight Cowboy, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Koyanisqatsi, Ghostbusters, Goodfellas, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club
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Favorite Music:
Beethoven, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, the Talking Heads, RAYMOND, Faith No More, The Who, Tool, Johnny Cash, Primus, Orbital, The Doors, DJ Shadow
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Favorite TV Shows:
everytime I try to watch TV, it never works out like I hoped.
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About Me:
Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
I'm trying to exercise my writing skills more these days. I'm tired of just writing academic papers. You can check out my blog at:
http://blog.myspace.com/xterminaterationalthought
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet a beautiful Russian woman for mail-order hijinx.
P.S. It's funny that I even bother changing this thing. I could say I have a penis that shoots out one-hundred dollar bills like an over-lubricated ATM machine, include pictures of said MAC machine-stylin' penis, and you probably wouldn't write me anyways. Who the hell knows why I'm on here. You're probably thinking it has something to do with me being a loser, and the reason I don't get many messages is because I have a bad attitude. Sorry. I'm usually a real sweetheart, really, but that gets kinda old, you know? You can only get shit on so many times before you start throwing feces at people yourself, and that's when you should start charging them for it. So it will be three fitty for the first minute, dollar twenty-five for each additional minute.
P.P.S. Your mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it, muthafucka!
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company but he said he was too cool
for that.
bouncing breasts."...sorry dan, i'll
keep them under control. i met this
guy who was all "my name is cadillac
clifton santiago tell dan i says hi."
sucker sounds mighty nice right about
now...*waits like a good little patient
kitty* :)
to thank dan for his life saving
tactics. id be in jail getting ass
raped still if it wasnt for this man.
but you know stranger flowers have been
growing.
mang! Dan and I's sense of humor
dwells on the fringes of sanity but
always seems to make perfect sense at
the time. From Mountain Dew binges in
highschool drama class and onto
further tauntings of the psyce, Dan's
presence, which is often sparatic,
random yet always fufilling, leaves me
wondering why I'm not seeing more of
this amazing person. Dude, you're just
so crescent-fresh!!!
all my love and corn.....
ps fin
pss wax
psss dookie
you! Yet another testimonial for ya
from the K-dog. Goin all the way back
to buffalo wings and Aliens... yeah,
that's right. Game over man! Game
over! Don't mess with this kid, and
ESPECIALLY don't make him do no green
flame. He'll do it, then I'll strangle
the sh*t outta you, you fat racist
bastard.
him. He kinda looks like Stephen
Baldwin in the Usual Suspects in this
picture. I'm scared......
magic eyebrow arch on you and yet, I'm
still cookieless. And Fred. I still
lack a AA elf. You're slacking on
these promises. Tsk tsk.
coolest dude on this side of the
mississippi! not only is he incredible
with words, but, he is a reputable
person all around. i consider him on a
higher level than most people and
cannot wait to meet his cat, or him,
for that matter. :)