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      • Buckethead
      • Posted
      • Ratgirl is from Vermont, she just doesn't know it.
        She is one of those people who I haven't known
        for that long but feel as though we grew up
        together. She makes me feel comfortable and at
        home whenever she is around. I think it is
        because she grew up in a house built by her
        parents and she is a hippy but in the good,
        wholesome, frolicsome Vermont way. One of these
        days I will bring her to Vermont in summer time
        and she will understand why we are like long lost
        sisters. So this is just to say that Ratty is the best
        and that I can write her a testimonial without
        mentioning her boobs... oh shit... I guess I fucked
        that up. Love ya.
      • Buckethead
      • Posted
      • I am infatuated with the breasts of my unicorn girl
        mother. They are large and voloptuous yet still
        perky. If only she had breast fed me.
      • Sparkey
      • Posted
      • Ratgirl is kinda freakin' me out. I just got a thing
        that says she wants to peel all the skin off of my
        face. I really hope my next trip to the kitchen for a
        midnight snack doesn't end up in a hatchet fight or
        meat cleaver chase through the house! What a
        welcome for new roomates...
        "Oh that little stain? That was the last guy who
        lived in this room. Man what a set of cheekbones
        he had..."
        So wach your step Ratgirl, I just ordered two of
        those 50% death rays we were talking about, so if
        you try any crazy skin peeling tricks on me,
        PREPARE TO BE 75% DEAD!!!
      • Peoter
      • Posted
      • Rat grrl indeed!!!! this is not the time or place to
        say the things i will now say about this goose egg
        gone so bad in the between the pillows of life.
        She looks like a dirt merchant and smells in a
        booze covered blanket. Trusting the Rat can only
        lead to ruin.
      • Muletrain
      • Posted
      • Officially the head of the Mule Train
        booty dancing faction by simple virtue
        of having the gumption to actually
        dance and encourage others to do so
        amid a crowd of staring kids as if she
        was there to have fun or something.
        Thank you Ratgirl, you have saved the
        Train's morale many a time.
      • Buckethead
      • Posted
      • Man, I love them titties!! Rattie is the sweetest water
        tart that I have ever met. It's sad that she is a crack
        ho pregnant lady but I can't hold that against her
        cuz she's still so fly.
      • Cat Salad
      • Posted
      • firewalk with ratgirl.
      • Crow Jane
      • Posted
      • She is an artist of great beauty. Another
        thing that I like about her is that she won't
        get involved in those big stakes poker
        games where fools be bettin' up to two
        dollars! She's like "F that, I don't make that
        kind of money." Futhermore, she has a rad
        fake fur coat that looks like a teddy bear and
        she is very nice and fun, oh, and dosen't
        smoke which is rare these days. In
        conclusion, Ratgirl=good. Thank you.
      • Aimee
      • Posted
      • a jug of wine, a crust of bread, a
        wedge of cheese, and thou (and thou art
        cheesy). i've known ratgirl since dirt
        was just a twinkle in the universe's
        eye. she is my sister. in fifth grade
        i used to hang out on the monkey bars
        with ratgirl at recess and make fun of
        the snotty popular kids. now we revel
        in our mystical misfit-hood. i love
        ratgirl for too many reasons to list,
        but let me just say that she is one of
        the last true romantics. and i do not
        bestow this compliment lightly. rock
        on, mon cherie, rat-a-touille!
      • Zoe
      • Posted
      • Miss K... what could I possibly say to sum up
        the sublime beauty of this woman?! Her wit
        and sass make the long hours working for a
        pittance in our favorite sweatshop a far more
        enjoyable experience. Although I have
        never managed to make it to one of these
        infamous parties of hers, some day I will,
        and much booty-shaking will ensue! :0)

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