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Lindsay
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"I have a daily website - www.lindsayism.com. If you want to contact me, do it through there - I never check Friendster!"
More about Lindsay
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Occupation:
writer, freelance conversationalist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, my website, my friends, red wine, frenching, cashmere, and writing. And hotels. I'm obsessed with hotels.
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Favorite Books:
Reference books, particularly anthologies of anecdotes and quotes. And I'm a sucker for a good oral history (Please Kill Me, Edie: An American Girl, etc.)
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Favorite Movies:
Documentaries, and THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS FUCKING MIND
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Favorite Music:
If I were an album, I would be In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.
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Favorite TV Shows:
mr. show with bob and david, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, america's funniest videos (really! it's funny!), RENO 911!
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
I have a daily website - www.lindsayism.com. If you want to contact me, do it through there - I never check Friendster!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Demetri Martin.
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She offered me drugs the first time I
ever met her.
arrived.
with yer website...next time I'm in NYC
count me in for the Ritalin Readings,
eh? And remember kids, always booze up
and riot.
cable goddess I fear I'll never be cool
enough to hang when I'm in town...
invited me to their commune and I
learned how to make delicious yogurt.
Lindsay = so best.
don't already have tattooed on my ass?
Nothing, that's what. Except maybe
that she once told me that my band
needs to wear costumes. Oh, wait--
that's on there. I guess my ass tattoo
biography of Lindsay is pretty fucking
thorough. Well, we never bought the
costumes and we still haven't gone
anywhere yet. You draw your own
conclusions.
at Red's BBQ Danceteria down in Myrtle
Beach. She gave me some fashion tips,
taught me a few moves; I showed her
how to put the condom on the customer
with your mouth, so's that he didn't
really notice it was there. You gotta
protect yourself, I told her. But she
wasn't really into making the "real
money" so she never took my advice.
She was happy with the tips she made
working the cage, and the free corn on
the cob. We sang "More than Words" at
the annual talent show and I used my
half of the winnings to get out of
there once and for all. But whenever I
smell brisket, I think of Lindsay.
Good times...
film and television actress known for
both her beauty and her seven
marriages. Her films include National
Velvet (1944), A Place in the Sun
(1951), Giant (1956) Butterfield 8
(1960), and Who's Afraid of Virginia
Woolf? (1966), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
(1958), and Cleopatra (1963). Her
former husbands include Eddie Fisher,
Richard Burton (twice) and most
recently construction worker Larry
Fortensky.
meeting Lindsay during her epic coast-
to-coast roadtrip. And let me tell you-
- this girl is even more funny, cute,
and charming in real-life as she is in
the fake-life, kind of like a modern-
day revision of Plato's allegory of
the cave. If time and distance prevent
you from taking her to your favorite
taqueria, then at least have
lindsayism.com bookmarked.
she's just cute as pie. But did you
know she's achingly intelligent and has
the most unusual way of looking at the
world? Lindsay, beantown misses you.
Come back!