Roshan Menon

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

Kidnap and ransom your hostages. It's a classic, time-tested strategy, and you are a practitioner of it. Children are excellent targets; they are obedient and helpful.

You won't be rich, instead you'll be sad. After a lifetime pursuing wealth and success, you'll discover that you're just not that kind of person.

Yes. You are really sexy. You have the figure, the looks, and the smile that drives them mad! Use it to your advantage! Flaunt yourself and have a good time! After all, soon old age will set in, and all that will be gone...

You aren't in love, but you aren't lonely either. You're at peace with yourself. You're comfortable being alone, but if you find someone special, you're willing to explore the possibility of love. You are a strong person indeed.

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

It's both modern and fashionable. Perhaps you have a genetic disposition for it? Perhaps you've done a bit too much of the booze and cigarettes? Your fate is already certain, so prevention isn't really an option. Party it up!