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"Currently, a bored artist looking for projects with a forseeable ending point. When I am not drawing, I am working at the..."
More about Kris
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More About Kris
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College/University:
Hutchinson Community College, Attended 1998 - 1999, Other, Fine arts, oils
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Occupation:
Complainy Shaney
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Hobbies and Interests:
art, writing, travel, comics, outing other nerds through conversation, finding new music, Shaking my ass well.
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Favorite Books:
House of Leaves, Enders game, The way to become a sensuous woman, Developing Ego Functions in Disturbed Children, and other stuff that is useless but interesting to me.
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Favorite Movies:
City of Lost Children, The Man Who Knew Too Little, The Hitcher, best movie ever; Quiet Earth.
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Favorite Music:
funky stuff frome the 60s and 70s, Devo, Talking Heads, the Boingo, Costello, WEEN, Pinback, The Fever, Blonde Redhead, Enon, The Rapture, anything that gets you dancing or tells a good story.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The History Channel, Adult Swim, Simpsons, Futurama, um... whatever bad movie is playing on HBO at 3 am.
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About Me:
Currently, a bored artist looking for projects with a forseeable ending point. When I am not drawing, I am working at the Punchline, Doing some drinking, or proving white guys can dance to the funk. a jerk if you get to know me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who enjoy being nerds. I could stand to talk intellectually every once in a while. Like science and robots and stuff, you know. smart stuff.
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Testimonials and Comments for Kris
about when I feel like a loser. No
matter how many comic books I read I
will never be a D'n'D player, and I
thank Kris for taking on that role.
Kris also makes the mistake of trying
to leave a witty testimonial on a
comedian's profile without thinking of
the consequences. Well guess what, a
dwarf just walked up the path be-otch.
and I ate the fuck out of them. I then
proceeded to hijack one of his drawing
books. I still cannot draw, but I can
still enjoy nachos. Yes, Kris has
taught me how far I can go in life.
animal. like a party platypus.
yeeeeah.
Gung-Fu will never beat his Catman
style. I tried to hug him once, and he
punched me in the nose. He claims I was
trying to strangle him. His two
favorite things to say are "Oatmeal" and
"Chicken Fried Steak." I had to share a
room with him for 16 years. I remember
glow-in-the-dark fights and talking for
hours after our parents thought we went
to bed. I was just trying to give him a
hug, I swear... a very tight one...
around his neck... using my hands...
but lately he's been worrying me. a
couple months ago he started reading the
malcolm X bio. Since then he's got some
new homies W/ afros and fist picks. then
he went muslim and changed his name
Africanus Maximus. i mean we all hate
whitey, fo' sho'. But do you really
gotta wear it on your sleave like that
bro? at least he looks pretty fly in
that long black leather jacket. I be
fixxin' to be