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David
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Oct 2003
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Hometown:
The Bronx
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David's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/3010397
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Other education:
CPESS, P.S. 95, P.S. 86, Hampshire College
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College/University:
Columbia University, Attended 1995 - Present, Class of 2010, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
A Traveling Salesman
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Affiliations:
JFREJ
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What I enjoy doing:
Pocket Bitches, making ethnic babies, The 3-2 count, easily manipulated women, Whole Foods, and the red scare
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Favorite Books:
Fifth Business, Ender's Game, City of Quartz, The False Inspector Dew, Guns Germs and Steel and 1984
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Favorite Movies:
David and Layla
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Favorite Music:
Arcade Fire, Calexico, Built To Spill, I am Robot and Radiohead
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Favorite TV Shows:
Monday Night Football and Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
I am the sweetest, shyest person in the world. My name is brittle
and ancient (David), my age modestly intermediate (30). I am
rather short and skinny, with a thin moustache and even thinner
hair on my head. Since my vision is not perfect, I wear glasses.
In order not to inconvenience anyone, I always walk sideways.
Instead of saying 'Excuse me', I glide by on one side. Stray dogs
and cats panic me, and in order to avoid them I constantly cross
from one side to of the road to another.
I speak with a very thin, subtle voice, so inaudible that it is hard
to tell if I am speaking at all. I have never interrupted anybody. On
the other hand, I can never manage more than two words without
somebody interrupting me. I however don't get irritated; in fact, I'm
happy to have been able to utter those two words.
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Who I Want to Meet:
That girl who was in that film where that girl stole things for her
mom and then sold them at the hair salon.
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probably makes him friendlier than I.
On a side note, high five for the Bronx.
really 29!
site. Turned out, it was a little too
"real" for everyone involved. The day
that Michael Jackson was being
arrainged...the same day my testimonial
disapeared. Well, all I have to say is
that David loves children. He's a
great guy, he makes kids scream with
joy and always has something smart to
say about kids' stuff. I'd have him
babysit my children any day.
best not to get him too liquored up -
you can't handle the profundity, and
he's too heavy to carry home. Don't
give him lamb curry either - it is a
long story that you have all heard
before. Another tip: don't get in a
car with him.
We once played paintball and got picked
off because we were Jews in low-rent
camo gear. But David accepts that
about life and moves on - and tells
everyone he's really a Mormon. His
greatest dream is to cross-dress and
infiltrate an all-women martial arts
school - but only because he really
wants to get his ass kicked by
lesbians.
the night Ernest and I drank a bottle
of Alize' at Dave's then desided to go
to clubing. The night concluded with
me barfing all over the Club Go. Aaaah
the memories.