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"particle weapons, demon corpses, pan-dimentional liquid
beasts, and what not."
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Educational Advisor and what not
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About Me:
particle weapons, demon corpses, pan-dimentional liquid
beasts, and what not.
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.ton tahw dna ,stsaeb diuqil lanoitnemid-nap ,sesproc
nomed ,snopaew elcitrap
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toilet paper. i never used to worry about it but
then this one time, i had the runs, for real, and
there was no toilet paper to be seen.
what happened, stefan? where were you when i
needed you most?
hello to my cousins up in there. sorry
i'm drunk again.
currently plotting a small beachside
coup of conference HAI HAI where
mediation will be replaced with smack-
downs. but never to fear as he is
easily subdued by chocolate ice cream
cones. he can also withstand (enjoy)
15 marathons of sex n the city as long
as i make him nem and bring him beer.
leaving so soon. Just when things
started to get good - sucking "helium"
balloons, watching bad 80's teen
movies, kicking it with the jibs and
jabs. Who's going to be Ann's butler
when I'm not around? Can I at least
get a repeat performance of the pillow
knife fight before you go?
But I do know he saved my life! I was
walking down the streets of Saigon late
one night after a night of fun-boarding
when I was suddely a attacked by a mob
of Spider Monkies. This stefan
Character lept out of the shadows and
with a mighty "Rooooaaar!" he dispersed
the monkies. And then Like a thief in
the night, he was gone. Thank you
Stefan.
turned to him at a party, and you're near
stairs or a railing, you can be sure stefan will
show you the meaning of pain as he shoves
you to the ground below.
watch out for glass in the playground, lit
cigarettes in your suit, and street signs!
out. this guy will launch bottle
rockets into your ass. that's not a
euphemism for anything, --- for he is
made of danger!
I would first say "damn!" and then I
would say Stefan. Even though he lives
in Vietnam it only feels like last week
that I saw him. When I see up top the
words "stefan is your friend" It makes
me feel glad inside.
city again...ONE DAY! he dresses nice,
has nice glasses, can hold his
alcohol... and he poses nude for me.
well, almost nude