Jaret Patterson

Abandoned playgrounds and silly books

Destitution

The Nice Nazi's.

Trying to find hobbies and interests.

Illuminatus Trilogy, Masks of the Illuminati, Count of Monte Cristo, Confederacy of Dunces, Dark Tower 1-6, The Great God Pan, Alice in Wonderland, Treasure Island, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Chaos, The Fall, Catcher in the Rye, The Atrocity Exhibition, 101 Truly Tasteless jokes. Catch 22. The Three Musketeers. Giles Goat Boy. Watership Down. The novels of Dasheill Hammett. Charles Bukowski. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. My own crap (that has yet to be published in its sick and deprived entirety).

Any Cohen Bros., Any Terry Gilliam, Rope, City of Lost Children, The Shining, Delicatessen, The Royal Tennenbaums, Meet the Parents, True Romance, The Professional, High Plains Drifter, Treasure of Sierra Madre, Maltese Falcon, Three Amigos, Bad Santa, any Tim Burton (except Nightmare before X-mas... stupid shit). The Incredibles. Napolean Dynamite. Elf. Don't Go to Sleep. Song of the South. The Family Guy: Stewie Griffith Untold.

Slint, Table, Dazzling Killmen, Rachmaninoff, Gorecki, Pitchblende, Hum, Pullman, Led Zepplin, Polvo, Drive Like Jehu, Uncle Tupelo, Tom Waits! Unwound, Stout, Miles Davis, Beethoven, Danny Elfman, Music from the 30's and 40's. John Lee Hooker. Leo Kottke. Anything that my friends used to play before they all became talentless sell-outs (you know who you are).

Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Simpsons, The Family Guy, Sanford & Son, King of the Hill, Futurama, Mr. Show, Cheers. Deadwood. Carnivale. American Dad. Twin Peaks. Rome. Chappelle's Show. Drawn Together. Arrested Development. The tv show I film called, Jenn Dishes it Out in Her Sleep

I drink; therefore, I am (drunk).

A little girl with no bones.As long as she's not related.