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"I rule you. :)
Wayne and i just brought home our first child.
Baby Hermit crab named The Clap (gonorrhea). Then i felt..."
More about Barnacle
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Occupation:
Student weekdays, female Al Bundy weekends
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Hobbies and Interests:
Your mom.. really, oh and Wayne, wayne, wayne.. naked, oh ohhhhhh wayne. taking huge dumps on waynes chest
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Favorite Music:
at the drive in, coldplay, cursive, doves, dredg, far, the fire theft, five days to fall, glassjaw, led zepplin, mars volta, my vitriol, ours, pink floyd, pocket for corduroy, quitter, radiohead, 7S, sigur ros, sunny day real estate, u2
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About Me:
I rule you. :)
Wayne and i just brought home our first child.
Baby Hermit crab named The Clap (gonorrhea). Then i felt
selfish because all the Clap does is sit in a crabitat all
by itself all day long, so i ventured out to purchase a
crab buddy. Syphil (Syphilis) cost 8.99, but they had a 2
for 12 bux special so i also bought Pappy (human
papillomavirus HPV or.. genital warts) Three crabs, 4
stds.. we had to get a bigger tank. NOW Pappy is molting,
so i had to buy another tank so that the other std's
wouldn't dominant my genital wart during it's vulnerable
condition.... Gosh, who would have thought being positive
for every STD would be so tough.
10/03 Now all three babies are molting. I'm lonely.
10/23 Syphil is done molting. I found Pappy today, but he
kinda smells funny, his claw is a strange brown color and
he isn't really moving. hrm
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Who I Want to Meet:
soul mate friends..
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and throw them at me.
boats in the sea??
thou shalt bring her home to thine
house, and she shall shave her head,
and pare her nails
tremendously cool girl... She's
beautiful and witty!! I met her in
COMS 5 last fall and she still
remembers me, so that in itself is
mucho points.. I remember seeing her
in class and wanting to tell her how
great of a person she was; her
individual style and insight are two
of the many reasons why you should
make her a friend! Plus, shes seems
to be an awesome girlfriend and crabby
mommie HAhAa =) Luv Yah...
gonna be in my heart forever, but i'm not
extraordinary with words. I'm going to
adhere to my little barnacle like krazy glue
forever because i can't imagine a fulfilling
life without a confidant like her by my side.
it's hard to get along with most people
because they don't understand how i work,
but she makes sense of it - Tina, hon, i think
we're from the same star. I already miss you
:)
hull little cabin boy, dont make me
whip thee again against the mast of
malcontent yet another time. these
barnacles had better cleaner than the
prostitute i ecompanied the evening
prior to last, she was a dirty port
dweller and her leg was made of
particle board and was acustomed to
splintering easy. arrrghhhhhhh me
scurvy dogggss i bid a salty farwell
the likes the seven seas have rarely
seen on such a sunday night...
her, but she has a certian classyness
to her. This I adore of her.
meow mix please deliver! Tina is one
sexy bitch. In the good way, of course.
Is there really a bad way to say "one
sexy bitch"? Hmm... questions to
ponder...meow meow
also throw dinner parties on a whim
better than you [had you even had five
days to plan it, ours would still win]
it, her friends scare me