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      Calvin Johnson
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      • Teddy
      • Posted
      • Holy moly, what a cool cat.
        I remember Calvin never diggin on cigarettes even though everyone was going through the smoking is so cool phase.
        But then he came back from Berlin and was rockin a pack a day.
        Ha!
        Always had incredible respect for this kid, especially the little things. Like being able to navigate a city he'd just set foot in or his lust for hot sauce or his genuine politeness.
      • Meta
      • Posted
      • When I first met Calvin he was wearing
        a sequin and rhinestone-covered
        jumpsuit with wraparound ray-bans and
        moon boots, and you couldn't help
        but notice him because the glare
        reflected off of his cape was blinding.
        And it wasn't until later that I
        realized that his outfit was just
        what happened to be on the floor
        closest to the bed when he woke up that
        morning, and he ended up wearing it for
        two weeks straight, including to
        class, to the gym, and on our first
        three dates.

        And did I mention his sexy chest hair?
        That is so not fake in the picture.
      • Meta
      • Posted
      • T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
        Teacher don't you see?
        Don't wanna be no uptown fool
        Maybe I should go to hell
        But I am doing well
        Teacher needs to see me after school

        I think of all the education that I've
        missed
        But then my homework was never quite
        like this!

        Ow! Got it bad,
        Got it bad,
        Got it bad,
        I'm hot for teacher!
        I've got it bad, so bad
        I'm hot for teacher!

        I heard about your lessons
        but lessons are so cold
        I didn't know about this school
        Little girl from Cherry Lawn
        How can you be so bold?
        How did you know that golden rule?

        I think of all the education that I've
        missed
        But then my homework was never quite
        like this!

        Whoa! Got it bad,
        Got it bad,
        Got it bad,
        I'm hot for teacher!
        I've got it bad, so bad
        I'm hot for teacher!
      • Eva
      • Posted
      • calvin has super skillz - charming,
        intelligent and able to fit in no matter
        the scene. he makes my trips to new york
        full of fun and great places and new
        wonderful people as well! he is up for
        anything, he so great to explore the
        city with! new food and bars, crazy
        parties and art and music - what a time,
        what a guy.
        austin misses you calvin - please bring
        your smile home soon. thanks for
        everything - Go Jags Go!
      • Melchezz
      • Posted
      • I learned most of my head-fighting
        techniques from Calvin when we were sent
        together on a mission to Banglor, back
        in 1988. He's a great martial artist but
        he losses self-control as soon as he
        drinks. I remember that night he
        headbutted that poor man who stepped on
        his adidas 59 times. That was a mess.
        But don't get me wrong, Calvin is the
        sweetest guy around, he just got no
        arms, that's it. Always a smile on the
        lips, an eye to the east and another to
        the west. Ladies if you feel like a
        childless mother he's your man.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • When I first moved to California, my
        roommate's friend pointed to a picture
        that I had of Calvin saying that Calvin
        was the perfect man for her because he
        is so hot and looks like Shakespeare.
        The best part of the story is that this
        woman was 31 years old and was saying
        this about a picture of Calvin at age
        18. Calvin, if you are interested in a
        woman 10 years older, I'll track her
        down for you.
      • Anya
      • Posted
      • Secret Agent Calvino...You are my drug
        of choice.

        'Till we meet again,
        Secret Agent Nadya
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • This man puts both the "freak" and
        the "tacular" into "freaktacular". New
        York is lucky to have him.
      • Kurt
      • Posted
      • If you need someone to live in your
        dining room for a year - calvin is your
        man.
      • Ann
      • Posted
      • calvin isthe most fun person in the
        whole wide wonderful world. whne we
        were in high school we burned our
        college rejection letters and fast
        food uniforms in a barbeque pit in
        zilker park. unfortunately our
        uniforms were flame retardent. he's
        the world's greatest dinner date.

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