Henry Chinaski Yowsa

delaying the inevitable

Incommunicado, Surounded by Assholes

sarcasm, blasphemy, the sonic boom, bass chords, driving for no reason, shitting for the solitude, and the occasional gameboy splurge.

how ' bout authors? vonnegut, bukowski, haruki murakami, tom brown jr, hunter s thompson, george saunders, brett easton ellis, chuck palahnuik, tom robbins, harmony korine, stephen hawkins, bill waterson, george carlin, michael moore, george orwell, henry rollins, h g wells, and of course Webster because he wrote the dictionary so he pretty much wrote everything.

AmericanSplendor, TaxiDriver, FightClub, mostCoenBrothersFilms, GlengarryG lenRoss, Wayne'sWorld, SwimmingWithSharks, BeingJohnMalkovich, allMichaelM oore'sFilms, Supertroopers, theBluesBrothers, DeathToSmoochy, BulletsOverB roadway, OfficeSpace, Quentin's 1st 2 films, SLC Punk, Crumb, GirlsGoneWild, Barfly, BetterOffDead, FerrisBueller'sDayOff, Pe eWee'sBigAdventure, Fear&LoathingInLasVegas, Jesus'Son, theBreakfastClub, Goodfellas, DonnieDarko, and, generally speaking, porn.

ElGrosso, MarvinDioxide, IQ180, NOB, minutemen, DillingerFour, Beck, FuckingChamps, NOFX, Pixies, SecretChiefs3, H elmet, th'LegendaryShackshakers, SonicYouth, ModestMouse, theLocust, Queers, BloodSugarSexMagic(the only really good chili peppers record), BouncingSouls, Sublime, SnotRockets, Mr.Bungle, Ween, Rev.HortonHea t, theCars, Fugazi, Mephiskapheles, Mudhoney, Replacements, TheyMight BeGiants, HandsomeBoyModelingSchool, RocketFromtheCrypt, OperationIvy, the Germs, StrayCats, Sugarcubes, Weezer(blue album), WeRagazzi, DeadKennedys, TribeCalledQuest, JesusLizard, Sausage, Ran cid, Tomahawk, BossHog, theMoistBoys, Frogs, BeastieBoys, Descendents, Dillin gerEscapePlan, Beatles, Fugees, Morphine, JonSpencerBluesExplosion, Ramones, theMarsVolta, TalkingHeads, ViolentFemmes, Cake, CharlieHunterTrio, Misfit s, AttheDrive-In, Primus, Old97's, Darediablo, Nirvana*, Tool, early Wu-Tang, TheClash, TreatHerRight, Meat Puppets, QueensOfTheStoneAge, TomWaits, Superchunk, SiameseDream(the only good smashing pumpkins record), DeLaSoul, Slackers, SuicideMachines, CIV, DFL

uhhhmmmmm... hmm. i really don't have any idea.

Nothing pisses me off more than when one of my profound quotes gets credited to "anonymous". -{anonymous}

perverts, con artists, retards, long-lost relatives, second-rate celebrities, animals, old farts, drinking buddies and sluts.