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Occupation:
Getting Hit by Cars, making stuff up
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Hobbies and Interests:
Swashbuckling, being a scofflaw, cursing creatively, growing moustaches, spinning bottles, getting childrens show hosts drunk, Pirates, Ninjas, Wizards, Monkeys, Zombies, Robots, and any combination of the former
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Favorite Books:
Catcher in the Rye, The Dilbert Future, All David Sedaris' non-fiction, Still Life With Wood Pecker, Jitterbug Perfume (you know... just about all Tom Robbins), Preacher, 1001 things you should know about science, north american field guide to birds
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Favorite Movies:
Raising Arizona, Secret of Nimh, Amelie, The Shawshank Redemption, Twin Falls Idaho, Spirited Away, UHF, too many to list
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Favorite Music:
Pleasant Grove, the pAper chAse, The Baptist Generals, Smart Went Crazy, Talking Heads, The Rachel's, The Magnetic Fields (all Stephen Merritt), Neutral Milk Hotel, (smog), The Devics, Tribe Called Quest, Black Sheep, Iron & Wine, Cap'n Jazz
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Favorite TV Shows:
Bob Ross' Joy of Painting, Adult Swim, Band of Brothers, Mr.Show, Family Guy, Strangers with Candy, Step By Step
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About Me:
I feel the most alone in an empty room.
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Who I Want to Meet:
my maker
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to get me a personalized airbrush
trucker hat. just for lil ol me. i
guess that means i have to blow him.
soup. and foamy beer. he likes to
stick his big black wiener in it, it's
gross, but i like to lick it.
called "clergyman" they ripped that one
off of is lying face-down in a ditch
somewhere, but at least he's been
spared my hangover. Don't worry, though-
-- I remember the good parts.
Folks 'round Ships have come to know
him as "the Thomas Jefferson of love".
He'll call you a 3P princess, he'll
promise you El Camino rides, Otis
Redding songs, and firelit cabins hidden
away in the shadow of Mount Rushmore ...
................. I can't wait forever
matt, I will stand strong at the top of
the pyramid, I only hope that you will
catch me when I fall.
cuz he's fookin' STOOP, dude. If I
was stranded on a desert island, the
two things I'd take would be:
1.) toothbrush
2.) Matt Armstrong
awww yeah.
to the days when I was like 15,
dressed crazy, did way too many
drugs and hitchhiked all over
northwest arkansas to go and see a
slur show. Those were the days! But
what he didn't know then....... was
that i had the biggest crush on
him...what a hottie! ;)