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"I am currently seeking a career change. I am unsure of the
exact job title this would fall under but I would like to
be..."
More about Maria
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Occupation:
Account Executive
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Hobbies and Interests:
Microwave dinners with good friends, drinking heavily after a long day at work, and making fun of people wearing bad outfits.
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Favorite Books:
The San Fernando Business Journal
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Favorite Movies:
Dumb and Dumber, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Trading Places, Godfather
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Favorite Music:
I listen to whatever everyone else is listening to
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Favorite TV Shows:
Three's Company, Cheers, and Extreme Makeover
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About Me:
I am currently seeking a career change. I am unsure of the
exact job title this would fall under but I would like to
be the person who runs after the tennis balls at major
tournaments. This is a thankless and unnoticed
position... but this is an important job. I could not
imagine doing anything more rewarding than running
swiftly across the tennis court picking up tennis balls
then squatting on the side lines in 110 degree weather
waiting for the next one.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I am seeking a quality individual/s who may or may not
have job but must meet the following criteria: Person/s
must drive a white 1986 Camarro, music of choice must be
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, or any descent early 90's
heavy metal. Clothes must consist of Black concert tee
shirts, and ripped white wash jeans, mullets are preferred
but not necessary, and preferred drink of choice must be
anything cold, cheap, and in a can. Please let me know if
anyone you know fits this profile!
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the girl who gracefully stole my
virginity, and saved me from the
violent "grip" of chronic
masterbation? I say thank
you...thank you for turning this child
into a man-child. What a wonderful
person, this maria of which i speak.
Half italian, half dutch, and 100%
aminal lover. The world is a better
place with her in it.
CANNOT speak Spanish. The only word
she knows is HAM!!! But, she is one
of the original proprietors of 'The
Den' and a hell of a water polo
player.
first.....Testimonial that
is......Maria is a hard baller Be wary
of what you say men you will have cold
Newcastle all over your head before you
can even blink....If you can get over
her constantly rolling her eyes at you
and debating every point you make you
might even get her to make eye contact
with you.....Truth is Maria is a great
person and a prime example of a woman
with a "Head on her shoulders". She's
funny definately can hang with the best
of em (me) and is just a pleasure to be
around if your that lucky.......