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"I'm slowly drafting a new five-year-plan. People like the
way I talk. I like working with kids. I like Gambling. I..."
More about Andy
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Occupation:
Floundering Graduate
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Hobbies and Interests:
intrests: being catholic, teaching k-12, real dates - the old fashioned kind, laughing, walking, smoking, writing.
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Favorite Books:
Postman, Dewey and Welsch
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Favorite Movies:
most W. Herzog's and Ultra Violent Yakuza flicks.
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Favorite Music:
That which I can dance, sing or daydream to.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm
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About Me:
I'm slowly drafting a new five-year-plan. People like the
way I talk. I like working with kids. I like Gambling. I
juggle. I got good hustle. I rarely will talk about
myself, which makes me a "good listener" but really, I'm
just shaking the busters. I hate eating left-overs. I've
never had food poisoning. I had no cavities at my last
checkup. I'm an advocate for extended nursing. My
favorite tool is the Chalk-Line.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who's clever and will sit through my magic show,
even if I mess up the trick and insist on doing it over
again. If you say "Sorry, I didn't get enough sleep last
night," more than three times a week or ten times a month,
you need not apply. If you forward emails, you need not
apply. If you got an ankle tattoo on your 18th birthday,
you need not apply. If you've had a one-night-stand with
one of our nation's heroes, you need not apply. If you
sing in public with your eyes closed, you need not apply.
If you say "I have two jobs," but one of them is an
internship, you need not apply. If you often wear toe
socks, you need not apply.
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he collects (wonderfully) awful
children's jokes. before i met him, his
whole household kept saying "dude!!!
andy miller's gonna come live with us!!!
rad!!" and i was all like "dude...who's
andy miller?" he's a walking party.
don't be fooled by his apparent
understated nature.
wake up before any of our other
roommates. We meet in the kitchen, both
searching for that hangover big glass
of water and end up chain smoking in
front of the TV. It is during these
moments that I am acutely aware of why
I haven't left Olympia yet.
of warm love. I find myself in awe
around Andy as he happens to be one of
the most genuine people in this region
of the country. Andy also finds ways to
make me feel a bit nervous in the guts
when he tells me little secrets. All
the rest of you fucks in Olympia would
do well to watch this man. The ladies
aren't ready for the style that this
man is runnin,they are used to snacks;
my boy Andy is a meal. Tongue tacos.
enjoy toe socks...I think they're hot)
I must say that he is a hell of a stand
up guy. He'll give you a ride to the
dealership to pick up your new car,
and, if necessary, he'll even show you
how to pump gas (hey, I'm from Jersey -
we're not a do-it-yourself state!). He
helped me move my crap into a storage
unit once. Now that's a real friend.
And he's funny, too! If he put a ribbon
on his head, he'd be the perfect
package.
the most keen observations ever. and
he's funny. and he always says thank
you when it's approriate (seriously,
every single time).