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As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

You are pure and beautiful. Looking into your eyes is a religious experience. When you spread your wings men fall to their knees, and kiss the ground. Hallelujah!

Nobody knows who invited you to the party, or if you even were invited. But, you are here now, and you are drinking the beer, trying to hook up with someone, and generally being sketchy. We have to respect you for being that guy.

You're not in love. You're lonely. You're looking for that special someone, but have yet to find the perfect match. Perhaps you'll find another lonely person, and fall in love?

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

Accident, arson, there are many causes for fires. One of these causes will lead to your eventual death. You will share the fate of such greats as Joan of Arc, and heretics throughout the ages!