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What made Milwaukee famous made a loser out of me.
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"After years of drunken debauchery, I'm giving sobriety a try.
Go to baseballwonk.blogspot.com for a daily dose of my..."
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Schools (Other):
Crystal Lake South High School, Blackburn College
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College/University:
Blackburn College, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996, Bachelor's Degree, English
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Occupation:
Hit It Or Quit It, DJ Champagne James
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Affiliations:
Guy Montag Society
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Hobbies and Interests:
Chicago White Sox Baseball, Coast to Coast AM, Political Talkshows
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Favorite Books:
Gravity's Rainbow, The Summer Game, Story of the Eye, The Neon Wilderness, Rising Up Rising Down, Tropic of Cancer, Leaves of Grass
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Favorite Movies:
2001, Taxi Driver, Field of Dreams, The Sorrow and the Pity, Blue Velvet, Masculin/ Feminin, Caddyshack 2, Das Boot
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Favorite Music:
James Brown, King Crimson, Bob Dylan, Fugazi, Skip James, Public Enemy, Big Youth, Lungfish, Miles Davis, Velvet Underground, Lightning Bolt, Aphex Twin, Hold Steady
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Favorite TV Shows:
Baseball Tonight, Twin Peaks, The West Wing, The McLaughlin Group, American Masters, Frontline, Deadwood
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About Me:
After years of drunken debauchery, I'm giving sobriety a try.
Go to baseballwonk.blogspot.com for a daily dose of my insanity and some bad photos from my new RAZR. Written in first-person plural for extra grammer practice!
Go go Sox!
Peter Jennings, R.I.P.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Ballers, shot callers, rollers in the night, Idea layers, Baseball players, seeds of thought, readers, thinkers, social drinkers, lovers of life.
I'm looking for new friends, and to reconnect with old ones. If it's been a while, give me a shout. I've probably been missing you. If we've never spoken, pipe up! I've probably seen you around about a million times, and it's about time we had a nice converstaion.
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after last night, so do i.
to be a switch hitter, cuz you think you'll get a
salary hike or something, when you're really just
more comfortable as a righty. You are a better
friend to me than I deserve. The irony of our
relationship runs so deep. Thank you for always
being there, even at the most akward of moments.
Eyes Wide Shut still sucks but we'll always have
Scott Walker. Thanks for Chicago Mr. James.
to call her) has been riding my ass forever to recruit
J.R. for our indie rock escort service... for the sake
of keeping our friendship separate from business,
i've not pressed it. but oh, if he started charging
you ladies for love! there'd be so many broken
hearts and flying dollar signs, your next multiple
orgasm would feel just like you were drowning in a
bowl of x-rated lucky charms!! <3 $...!!! but you
know what? today is tuesday, and J.R.'s wimpy little
hamburger eating ass is more than a little short on
my money. therefore, i predict that many of you
lady friendsters will become J.R.'s new clients very,
very soon...
do with me dropping meat for good. but you know
what? a jughead crown tilted atop J.R.'s head could
possibly be the most appetizingly sexy thing ever...
and by the way, J.R., today is last week's "next
tuesday", so i will gladly let you pay me back now!!
word. how'd he get so funky? damn.
be bitten by a radioactive spider- or
acquire supernatural powers from an
accidental exposure to nuclear or
biohazardous genetically modified
materials- it's this man. who shot
J.R.? i'll tell ya, he'd catch the
bullet in his mouth, bite it- give me
a high five while disc jockeyin', and
then make the gun shoot backwards and
disintegrate along with the shooter...
I forst met Jr through my brother, when my
brother got a job at Tape Rack at
Creekwood Mall in Burnsville -- it was the
only job he could get being a minor WITH
felonies on his record, but the manager was
bro's with my brothers counselour at
Hazelden, so they hooked him up...
anyways, so my brother had the job there
starting in 1986 and worked his way up to
manager by the time they were about to be
bought out by Sam Goody a few years ago,
and that was the summer that I had just
gotten fired from Mission Ranch Horse
Camp but before I got a job at Sally's in Mall
of America peircing ears, and I was helping
my brother inventory all the trazillion years
of CASSETTE TAPES they had in the stock
room, and the owner of Tape rack, Martin,
who I swear was a total perv pedoephile
3000 and was always leering at my brother
and would always find a way to brush
against everyone's ass, it was so revolting,
anyhow, his family part owned like, tape
revolution or some stupid thing in Chicago,
where JR was their specialist or soemthing,
and they hired him to come up and be the
tape inventory king with me to ready the
stock for the going out of business week
slong price slash sale and so we spent
almost a week in this little tiny stock room
pricing and evauluating cassettes together
and I SWEAR SWEAR SWAER that Jr was
the first dude to not treat me like he was
trying to get in my pants, that i wasn;t related
to. It's really hard being a teenage girl.
People are always checking you out and it's
never ever the people you wish were
checking you out. JR was just super chilled
out and woould tell me about any and ever
band cassette we were pricing and he didn;t
make fun of me becaiuse my fave band is
(AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!) the Eagles. He
played me Sun Ra, which, to this day is the
only thing I listen to when I smoke up,
because he told me Steve Miller Band is a
really inefficient band to get fucked-up to,
and so we went and did whippits behind the
Orange Julius dumpster to prove it and he
was totally right. If you have never smoked
out listening to Sun Ra, you have never
been truly stoned. THANKS JR - YOU ARE
AN AWESOME FRIENDSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!