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      • zach
      • Posted
      • Happy Birthday..!!
        my friend i have nothing to give but yea..just this..best wishes..!!

        May the true spirit of LOVE and HAPPINESS be with you on your Birthday and always.
        And your dreams may leads you to be even more better person in your life ahead.
        Happy Birthday!
      • CALIFORNIA
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      • ~~*CERTIFIED*~~
        CALIFORNIA HOTTIE!
        A True Golden Boy
        Of The
        Golden State!
        Keep California Golden
      • James
      • Posted
      • It is impossible to quite fathom the
        absolute depth of Teddee's
        cuddliness. Stuffed animals and plush
        Sanrio toys sulk enviously when Teddee
        walks into the room. "Fucking Teddee,
        he's just so goddamn huggable," they
        whine jealously. Scientists, in their
        eager vanity, have long sought out the
        secret of that elusive Teddee factor.
        But I always tell those nosy
        scientists, "Tough shit, boy, you
        don't know 'bout Teddeeluv no-way no-
        how, and you can quote me on that,
        safety-goggle-motherfucker." It's all
        I can do to protect Teddee from the
        hug-thirsty hoards...
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Teddee MADE Madonna-before Teddee,
        Madonna was living in a trailer in
        Truth or Consequences, New Mexico,
        drinking vermouth straight out of the
        bottle, and hoeing herself out at a
        truck stop. Teddee has the potential
        to make anyone a star by
        association.His rigorous training
        school in French Guyana helped me
        become the woman I am today. THANK
        YOU, Teddee!
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • teddee is a love monster! eeeeeee! :>
        yay!!!!!! more pictures of teddee,
        pleez. bleep bleep chirp. thx.
        (THIS IS YOUR FAX MACHINE SPEAKING
        THRU SARAH)
        eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
      • Jeremy
      • Posted
      • AMERICAN HISTORY SUCKED! I MEAN, WHO
        CARES?! MEMBER THAT TIME MRS. B.
        BUSTED US FOR DOING LINES IN FRENCH
        CLASS? THAT ROCKED!
        C U NEXT YEAR! DON'T EVER CHANGE!!!
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Ted and I go way back. We were
        recruited into the same cult about
        five years ago. They forced us to
        sand and paint small objects into the
        form of attractive, marketable,
        ergonomic forms, and controlled our
        minds through sleep deprivation and a
        warped incentive system and social
        hierarchy. I was so happy when we
        both came to our senses and escaped.
        But since then, they started tracking
        his movements and now Ted is on the
        lam, skipping from state to state,
        never sleeping two nights in the same
        bed. IT'S SAFE NOW TED, I SWEAR!!!
        WHEN WILL YOU COME HOME??!???

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