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i can sew.
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"i really only eat food as an excuse to eat ketchup. much to my mother's dismay, i still have the eating habits of a..."
More about Jeremy
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Schools (Other):
Big Kids' Place, John F. Kennedy Junior High School, Monta Vista High School, Leland Stanford Jr. University, University of California at Berkeley
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College/University:
Stanford University, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
seamstress
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Hobbies and Interests:
swedish fish, sewing, MAD SCIENCE, british motorcycles
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Favorite Books:
workshop manual for 1972 Norton commando, the complete guide to sewing, most things from frank miller
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Favorite Movies:
the burbs, the adventures of baron munchausen, pee-wee's big adventure
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Favorite Music:
post-math power pop, pre-nu epic punk, delta-backpack emo gabba, smooth-wave death jazz
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Favorite TV Shows:
the state, spacenight
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
i really only eat food as an excuse to eat ketchup. much to my mother's dismay, i still have the eating habits of a six-year old.
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Who I Want to Meet:
anybody but an activity partner. what the fuck is that? sounds like i'd be hanging out with members of a book club or AA. oh no, you problem-drunk literate motherfuckers, no dice.
anybody else is fine, as long as you don't read too good and can hold yer liquor.
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the good doctor makes my body sweat and my
pulse pound. and i love that rumble between my
thighs (...referring to motorcycle rides of course...)
from beer and photo booths on the third coast to
beer and beaches on the left, this boy always
makes my face hurt from smiling.
why are you so far away?
hurry up and come closer.
come from?
fear when they see Jeremy coming on two
wheels as his recent history with
cyclic means of transport has been
touch and go. Luckily you will now
have plenty of warning as his only
working form of transportation has a
distinct "I'll work for now but you
will have to keep lavishing me with
attention sound. If only we were all
so lucky as his British friend...
human being. Always a joy with . . .
whom(?) to hang. Or with which to hang,
no. Always a joy . . . Perhaps I should
take English again.
Jeremy is a good man.
for that I owe him my sanity. But
Jeremy, why you always gotta make it
look so easy?
got, like, all these records and those
furry, velcro side-burns that all the
cool kids are wearing.
He looked really good in Ready Made
Magazine using his booty call machine
that he invented for a school project.
I'm glad that he uses technology for
good and not evil.
Emeryville yesterday afternoon as the
traffic headed up San Pablo Avenue from
43rd street. Women and children wept
in the gathering fog and everywhere a
feeling of despair was intensifying.
The question that hung on everyone's
thoughts - the question that the very
peace of their soul dangled from -
was, "When? .... When is J-dawg
returning to East Bay?"
without Jeremy around. I do not know
how the rest of the world copes. I
Thank the High Heavens that I can call
him a friend. A toast. Raise your
glasses all, to the Magnaminous J.
tantric "experiment", this hyper-
sexual, mild-mannered, hypo-critical
entity can be found in various states
of bliss and/or rage. Indigenous to the
peninsular regions of California, he
(it?) is often found in packs of
fawning girls, usually not of age. It
is speculated that this is some form of
camouflage or protective herding
behavior, but actually it's just the
way Jeremy likes it. In any case, an
utter lack of peripheral vision makes
him totally unaware of their presence
as well as the vestigial duck tail at
the back of his head. Beware: poking
with stick has been known to lead to
injury if not abusive metaphors.
trash!...
walkies???!!?!?...WALKIES???!