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Schools (Other):
DAAP, University of Cincinnati, Sumner Academy of Arts
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College/University:
University of Cincinnati, Attended 2003 - Present, Class of 2008, Bachelor's Degree, Digital Design
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Occupation:
Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
design, macs, interweb, being awesome, good food, people who aren't lame, taking pictures of my cat, eating chicken curry, pretending I don't like reality shows, sketching poorly, making uncomfortable jokes, stalking people on the interweb, strumming an A chord
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
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The thing is, sometimes I don't really have a lot to say. I'm a design nerd and a photographer, but I really like to think I'm a rockstar.
I can talk for hours if you want to ask me about which lens you should buy for some certain lighting condition, but I rarely know what to say about myself. I am a girl who really wants to be a big kid someday, but I still don't understand a whole lot of things. I am confused by the internet. No matter how lame your idea is, there's someone to validate you on the internet. Here, there are people to love you and tell you you're heading for amazing heights with your jump to conclusions mat.
The last time I updated this profile, I was six months away from getting married. Now we are, in fact, happily married. Please don't ask us when the little ones are on the way. The only pitter-patter we're interested in right now is the feet of our psychotic cat.
I used to lie to people on airplanes. My best friend Nathan tells me that's one of the more interesting things about me. One day I would be a photographer for National Geographic, the next I'd be coming to the city to get some relief because Miami's just too fake. Once I started working at my current job, I stopped lying to people, because I find what I do to actually be awesome enough to tell people about.
I'm old enough to look at things rationally, but I'm still young enough to do stupid, impulsive things sometimes. If that's what being an adult is, give me my membership card.
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Who I Want to Meet:
David Sedaris, me at age 40, Jerry Falwell, you.
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been stalking her. No really. Stalking. Saving
hairs, eating her garbage, the works.
I plan to crash her wedding as a bridesmaid for
more stalking fun.
had other children, my reply was "no,
once I looked at her, I knew I couldn't
improve on perfection". But then, there
was this incident involving Romper
Room and refusing to eat for 8 days at
the age of 3 years, and I started to
rethink my answer. She did however
state that I taught her everything she
knew about how to be a bitch, so my job
on this planet is completed!
it's some of the best go-getting i've ever
seen... once, when we were working at
Wal Mart, and she was a greeter she
didn't just say "welcome to wal-mart"
when the guy walked in the door... no sir-
ee... she walked outside those
automatic doors, grabbed some guy
ringing a bell outside, said "Welcome to
Wal Mart! You look like a pressed-
sandwich eatin' guy!!! Lemme show you
our stock - I think I can get you into one
of these new babies for about ten-nine-
five!!!" and proceeded to sell the
bastard a sandwich press... and
although she beat me in the sandwich
press selling quota for the day, ya' have
to admire a woman who knows what a
man truly wants and then forces herself
upon him to change what he wants into
what her fucking quota is for the day...
studying at the Sarbonne she's like "hey -
what are we doing in France??? we should
go to uc" and i was like "ok" and that was the
beginning of the muthafuckin' end...
talk to her. But only because she sends
me crazy pictures of the cat hiding
inside kitchen appliances, and that
makes me laugh :)
Once she asked me to draw a penis
on her arm and I did.
her once....just once...
got that gun. She just keeps sayin', "Hey, I
gotta gun." It's annoying.