Jen Rust

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      "icon glittersThe thing is, sometimes I don't really have a lot to say. I'm a design nerd and a photographer, but I really..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        DAAP, University of Cincinnati, Sumner Academy of Arts

      • College/University:

        University of Cincinnati, Attended 2003 - Present, Class of 2008, Bachelor's Degree, Digital Design

      • Occupation:

        Student

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        design, macs, interweb, being awesome, good food, people who aren't lame, taking pictures of my cat, eating chicken curry, pretending I don't like reality shows, sketching poorly, making uncomfortable jokes, stalking people on the interweb, strumming an A chord

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Aries

      • About Me:

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        The thing is, sometimes I don't really have a lot to say. I'm a design nerd and a photographer, but I really like to think I'm a rockstar.

        I can talk for hours if you want to ask me about which lens you should buy for some certain lighting condition, but I rarely know what to say about myself. I am a girl who really wants to be a big kid someday, but I still don't understand a whole lot of things. I am confused by the internet. No matter how lame your idea is, there's someone to validate you on the internet. Here, there are people to love you and tell you you're heading for amazing heights with your jump to conclusions mat.

        The last time I updated this profile, I was six months away from getting married. Now we are, in fact, happily married. Please don't ask us when the little ones are on the way. The only pitter-patter we're interested in right now is the feet of our psychotic cat.

        I used to lie to people on airplanes. My best friend Nathan tells me that's one of the more interesting things about me. One day I would be a photographer for National Geographic, the next I'd be coming to the city to get some relief because Miami's just too fake. Once I started working at my current job, I stopped lying to people, because I find what I do to actually be awesome enough to tell people about.

        I'm old enough to look at things rationally, but I'm still young enough to do stupid, impulsive things sometimes. If that's what being an adult is, give me my membership card.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        David Sedaris, me at age 40, Jerry Falwell, you.

      Testimonials and Comments for Jen

      • Cathy
      • Posted
      • Ever since I almost pushed Jen off a porch, I've
        been stalking her. No really. Stalking. Saving
        hairs, eating her garbage, the works.
        I plan to crash her wedding as a bridesmaid for
        more stalking fun.
      • Melissa
      • Posted
      • When someone asked me one time if I
        had other children, my reply was "no,
        once I looked at her, I knew I couldn't
        improve on perfection". But then, there
        was this incident involving Romper
        Room and refusing to eat for 8 days at
        the age of 3 years, and I started to
        rethink my answer. She did however
        state that I taught her everything she
        knew about how to be a bitch, so my job
        on this planet is completed!
      • Valerie
      • Posted
      • Jen's a sentastical go-getter... i mean,
        it's some of the best go-getting i've ever
        seen... once, when we were working at
        Wal Mart, and she was a greeter she
        didn't just say "welcome to wal-mart"
        when the guy walked in the door... no sir-
        ee... she walked outside those
        automatic doors, grabbed some guy
        ringing a bell outside, said "Welcome to
        Wal Mart! You look like a pressed-
        sandwich eatin' guy!!! Lemme show you
        our stock - I think I can get you into one
        of these new babies for about ten-nine-
        five!!!" and proceeded to sell the
        bastard a sandwich press... and
        although she beat me in the sandwich
        press selling quota for the day, ya' have
        to admire a woman who knows what a
        man truly wants and then forces herself
        upon him to change what he wants into
        what her fucking quota is for the day...
      • Valerie
      • Posted
      • Jen's fabtastional!!! Once when we were
        studying at the Sarbonne she's like "hey -
        what are we doing in France??? we should
        go to uc" and i was like "ok" and that was the
        beginning of the muthafuckin' end...
      • Grace
      • Posted
      • Even though Jen has a damn cat, I still
        talk to her. But only because she sends
        me crazy pictures of the cat hiding
        inside kitchen appliances, and that
        makes me laugh :)
      • Cathy
      • Posted
      • Jen, Jen....rhymes with Sfven!

        Once she asked me to draw a penis
        on her arm and I did.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • I'm with Kyle.....I tried arguing with
        her once....just once...
      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • There's no point in arguing with Jen since she
        got that gun. She just keeps sayin', "Hey, I
        gotta gun." It's annoying.

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