Kerry Prior

Driving around drinking beers

ACLU, FRIAR'S CLUB, FREEMASONS, KKK, LOCAL 80, MAD, HUG, GIRL SCOUTS

Beer. Actually, not beer. Whiskey. No, Gin. No, Whiskey.

Dyanetics, Poetics, The Idiot's guide to Home Making, Crime and Punishment

The Tenant, Rosemary's Baby, Man Bites Dog, The Wizard of Oz, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Shining

Rock and roll. Heavy metal. Hey ho, let's go.

Animal Cannibals (Animal Planet.) Sponge Bob.

I'm an Aries, the one sign that doesn't believe in the
zodiac. If you know me, you either love me or you hate me.
My friends think I'm so-so.

I hate the Dave Mathews Band.

Okay, I've decided I need a new girlfriend, and this time I'm going in for something ethnic. Read: Exotic. Or whatever euphemism you prefer.

I'm looking for either 1) a black chick, 2) Asian, or 3) Latina.

Here's my reasoning:


Black chicks are hot. Preferably, I'm looking for someone taller than me (6'2") however, if you can acheive that stature wearing heels, fine. In fact, if you can wrestle me to the ground, or kick my ass using martial arts, or whathaveyou, all the better. Buff is great, but "big-boned" not so much. In summary, I'm looking for a six foot tall (+), black, regal looking teenaged body builder/kickboxer/bodyguard, who can weild a gun and/or sword.

And Asian women? Well they are beautiful! I really don't have any good reasons for wanting an Asian girl, but they needn't be extraordinarily tall or capable of kicking my ass, although those are fine qualities to have and I don't find it objectionable; I guess I have no preconceived notions or needs r