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City Shred
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"sex, cannabis, alcohol, rasberry Snapple, Bruce Lee, cream slices, kiefer, reefer, Linda Lovelace, key bumps, Streetfighter..."
More about Jess
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Schools (Other):
CU Boulder, Emerson, SVA
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Occupation:
Slangin' boards
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Affiliations:
Menace To Sobriety
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Hobbies and Interests:
Snowboarding, nose pressing, cross-handed rockets, butters, halfpipe, front boards, Heavy Metal, IROC, Jagermeister, Surfing, Destruction, MTS, The 3 I's, skateboardin, grifting, American Trash, making out in photo booths
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Favorite Books:
The Dirt, The Regulators, Fast Food Nation
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Favorite Movies:
Kill Bill volume 1&2, The Big Lebowski, Detroit Rock City, Point Break, Eddie Murphy: Delirious, Videodrone, Billy Madison, Super Troopers, The Warriors, Better off Dead, Nightmare on Elm St., Freddy Vs. Jason, Evil Dead 2, The Shining
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Favorite Music:
Skid Row, Fozzy, Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, NoFX, Pennywise, Big Pun, Beatnuts, Biggie, Big L, DJ Break, DJ Steez, Velvet Revolver, HIM, The Smiths, Chasing the Thunder
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Favorite TV Shows:
Trailer Park Boys, 21 Jumpstreet, 24, RAW, Smackdown, Simpsons, Family Guy, The State, Saved by the Bell, Reno 911, NY1, Chapelle's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
sex, cannabis, alcohol, rasberry Snapple, Bruce Lee, cream slices, kiefer, reefer, Linda Lovelace, key bumps, Streetfighter 2, American Trash, masturbation, Corner Shop, muscle cars, fabric, Motley Crue, punk rock, pancakes, spirit of '77, hip hop, mom, dad, television, Jagger, Ideal, dyed spikey hair, tatoos, dick piercing, pitbulls, bombing, Nolte?, Metal, Kiss, riots, life, death, guns, the Beasties, bongs, shotgunning, slamming, Black Sabbath, Sid Vicious, Hustler, threats, DIY pornography, Clockwork Orange, Jamie Reid, Holmes, skunk, Buds, buds, Manga, Wire, burritos, drag racing, Bubba, melon smoothies, vibrators, nurses, lace underwear, 40 ozs, drive bys, Deep, Glocks, bondage, fish tacos, hate, Fuct, anarchy, Sesame Street, the Anti-Christ, Minor Threat, Situationism, Tipper Gore, Cypress, Frigidaires, free love, Seditionaries, world domination, toys, and snowboards.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet Die Hard, that was tight when he jumped off that roof.
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LIVES ON TRIAL WE WALK AN ENDLESS MILE
WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD!!
WOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!! YEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Dude, I'm totally Sebastian Bach right
now.
day. we used to throw stuff out the
window, run away from class, and run
around the upper west side. oh and for
the record....the west coast has got
nothing on the upper west.
and I were sober... --wait.. nnnnooo...
actually. I don't think I can even
remember ONE TIME when Jesse was
sober. Hm. That's kinda funny, and
yet.. sort of worrisome. Huh. No but
really, Jesse is such a polite young
man. I am always anxious to take him
home to meet my parents... I just ask
him not to invite his friends because
last time one of em' hit on my mom...
No seriously. Why are you laughing?
Gore AND raspberry snapple. i can die
happy. Don't mess with Jess, he's my ruca,
well, at least in NYC. i keep rucas in many
cities...
-see you in hell jesse. orrr next time i come
to NY
at art. Jess is dreamy and oh so
creamy. its like a yummy mooncake pie.
are you gonna pour sssome suger on me?
I knew this kid when he lived with his
parents. lets sesh late night and play
video games. lets hit the mountain
soon. powder please. lets hold hand and
skip to a loo my darlin.
Nolte? what.
that i love him? he was my first hommie in
Boulder and will be my first hommie in nyc--
whenever i get there. Jesse is good for:
smoking with, eating with, going on
Thursday dinners with, watching the
Sopranos with, sitting on, hitting on, ordering
Deli Zone and of course making you laugh
til you pee yourself.
on my rug, the one that really tied the
room together, and jesse hatched a
plan to get it back. then he reminded
me that "chinaman " is not the proper
nomenclature, it's "asian american".