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Kara
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Wausau
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Kara's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/313030
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Occupation:
Student
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Affiliations:
The Church of the Holy Trinity and Some Guy Named Gary
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What I enjoy doing:
Washing cars for the United Way
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Favorite Books:
Funeral Party, Whoever Fights Monsters, In Cold Blood, Harry Potter, The Decameron, The Mammoth Book of True Crime, Mindhunter, Obsession, Anatomy of Motive....(you get the point)
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Favorite Movies:
The Evil Dead Trilogy, Night of the Demons Part 2, The Jungle Book, Cube, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Mullholland Drive, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dead Alive, Bad Taste, Sixteen Candles, Ameilie, Ringu, The Goonies, Spaceballs, Blue Velvet
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, The Cure, The Smiths, Bjork, New Order, The Pet Shop Boys, The Cult, Angelo Badalamenti, Pizzicato Five, INXS, The Rolling Stones, Depeche Mode, Tom Waits, Love and Rockets, Tori Amos, Mazzy Star, Morris Day and the Time, Prince
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Favorite TV Shows:
Iron Chef, The New Detectives, Space Ghost, Scooby Doo, Farscape, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, MST3K, Kids in the Hall, The State
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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Who I Want to Meet:
An asymmetrical male with a chainsaw hand...groovy.
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linear runningman dance on the face of
the planet", she is a great person. If
you fall asleep in her basement, you
will wake up with a blanket. Not like
other people's basements where you wake
up without pants, your hands are sewn
to your face, and something called
a "black mamba" stuck in your bum.
"How come I do not get a testimonial
from you? Well, I suppose that my
headgear and the fact my ass sticks out
like an air conditioner creates a loser
aura for yours truely. Thus, not
deserving of the time and
acknowledgment of those deemed more hip
than me. Well, that's just really low,
and after all that I've done for you.
Remember, I was the one that drove you
to the free clinic after you got crabs
from Carmen Electra. You are such a
snob, and if you think I am going to
send you a christmas card and
complimentary fudge now, you are sorely
mistaken!"
My response was this:
It's like this Kara, either Jesus is
your buddy, or he ain't. Either our
lord and savior does it 4 U, or he
don't. Either U call Christ when U need
a ride 2 the porn shop or U leave the
brother out of Ur life completely. It's
up 2 U. Personally, I take Christ
everywhere I go. He's a little heavy,
but that's no reason 4 U 2 leave the
lord at home on the couch. Think about
that b4 U decide who gets the fudge.
fedoras and solving neighborhood
mysteries with our decoder rings. I
still write about it in my diary (the
one with the lock that my little
brother can't open). I remember grandma
thought that boys didn't chase after
me 'cause I was always hanging around
with you in your treehouse in our
trenchcoats, but we fixed her wagon. We
fixed it good, didnt we.
kidding. She doesn't read those books
on mass murderers because she likes
them, she reads them to get ideas on
how to get away with murder. Just you
wait, she'll kill you, too! She's
after me, because I was too busy
playing D&D to take her to sock hops,
or to watch bad B Movies with her and
my brother! I lock my windows at night
now. But she'll find another way.
She's cunning like that. The
entire "straight out of the library"
look is just to fool you into thinking
she's incapable of murder..
(it was really a chest-of-drawers). I
put it in the foyer and then I carved
some brogans out of pig-iron with an
adze and set them on top. What all of
this means is that Kara is a ray of
sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day.
She's our sun, our moon, our starlet
sky... without her, dwelling darkness.