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Guinness is Good For You.
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" Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me"
"New York-based actor/comedian. I was born on St. Patrick's Day 1970 to a close-knit Irish Catholic family in Brooklyn, New..."
More about Parrish
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Schools (Other):
PENN STATE!
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Occupation:
D-List Celebrity, Misanthrope
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Affiliations:
Screen Actors Guild
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Hobbies and Interests:
Film, swimming, NY Yankees, respek knuckles, nudism, baroque scatting, NY Giants, Penn State football, the beach, sarcasm, politics
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Favorite Books:
The Virgin Suicides, The Rules of Attraction, This Side of Paradise.
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Favorite Movies:
Boogie Nights, Nashville, The Crying Game, The Last Temptation of Christ, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills, Sixteen Candles, Morvern Callar, X2, The Magdalene Sisters, Henry Fool, Masculin/Feminin
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Favorite Music:
New Order, Joy Division, James, The Specials, Placebo, Billy Bragg, Adam and the Ants, The Sugarcubes, Happy Mondays, Pixies, Soul Coughing, The Cure, Liz Phair, The Jam, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Stone Roses, The Breeders, Bow Wow Wow
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Favorite TV Shows:
Get Smart, Batman, The Kids in the Hall, Road Rules, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, I Love Lucy, Absolutely Fabulous
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
New York-based actor/comedian. I was born on St. Patrick's Day 1970 to a close-knit Irish Catholic family in Brooklyn, New York. My favorite colors are blue and green, I'm fanatically polite and super-turned off when others aren't. I share a birthday with Rob Lowe, Billy Corgan and Patrick Duffy. My two celebrity crushes, Sean Penn and Jeremy Shockey, have birthdays one day after the other (but 20 years apart). The astrological ramifications of all this are staggering. I have a degree in English from Penn State and masturbate FAR too much. I never stick my arm in a closing elevator or train door to reopen it, even if I am late for a meeting or audition, because I hate being 'That Guy.' If I were a rapper, which I know I am not, my handle would be 'Pasty Zeke.' I think that German is the sexiest spoken language, but only when screamed by men, and with an extreme sense of urgency. GO GIANTS! A little grammar lesson, kiddies. 'Your sexy' is grammatically incorrect, unless you meant to say 'Your sexy ass in those jeans is making my folds wet' but got too excited to finish the thought. You were looking to use 'You're,' for Christ's sake. Put down your sidekicks and pay attention in English class, you malignant fucks. Or better yet, read a book. Thanks for the compliment, though!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who will wrestle me while listening to Supertramp's "Breakfast in America."
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Now let's all get together & ITMFA:
Impeach The Mother Fuckers Already!
www.itmfa.com
www.impeachpac.org
www.freewayblogger.com
www.afterdowningstreet.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITMFA
http://impeachbushcoalition.blogspot.com
www.harpers.org/TheCaseForImpeachment.html
www.rollingstone.com/news/story/9961300/the_worst_ president_in_history
Let me elaborate on that last one: as I became friends with Parrish, sitting next to each other in rehearsals, we helped each other find our part and hit our notes. Thereafter, when I spent time with him, I knew that Parrish had (and has) my back. He's old school in the way that, if you're lucky enough to be his friend, he'll bail you out of jail or break his (full) beer bottle on the bar to defend you in a bar brawl, or simply always be willing to be there if you need him.
I miss him and I can't wait to have a party so that I can invite him.
In my eyes you may always be a father, a
child and even, sometimes a mother...
Three, four maybe even ten cheers to
your talent and willingness to throw
yourself naked (or diapered) into the
show -- I am looking forward to more
work and play sometime soon!
it was my job to save his ass on a
daily basis. the little piss-ant kid
could barely wipe his own nose.
but ican never forget that one
dismal morning. one second...it's
quiet as church...then out a
nowhere.....BAM...they came in like
gangbusters...from every
direction....half our regiment fell
before they could zip thier pants. i
took 2 to the chest and the lights
were getting dim...then here comes
parrish...johnny on the spot...like
john wayne with a howitzer and
blood in his teeth and fire in his
eyes..ratatatatatatatatatatatat...i
never saw anything like it in my life.
you became a man that day. i thank
you parrish
We were tight
But it falls apart as silver turns to blue
Waxing with a candlelight
And burning just for you...
Allocate your sentiment
And stick it in a box
I've never been an extrovert
But i'm still breathing...
Someone tried to do me ache
(It's what I'm afraid of)
With hindsight I was more than blind
Lost without a clue
Thought I was getting carat gold
And what I got was you...
Stuck inside the circumstances
Lonely at the top
I've always been an introvert
Happily bleeding...
Someone tried to do me ache
(It's what i'm afraid of)
4 7 2 3 9 8 5
I gotta breathe to stay alive...
And 1 4 2 9 7 8
Feels like I'm gonna suffocate...
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This skin that turns to blister blue...
Shoulders toes and knees
I'm 36 DEGREES...
adhere to my assessment of the
Pretenders as boring. Sorry Dude, but
they're boring. Got some good songs,
but mostly, just plain boring.
In other news, Parrish is a funny
comedian, excellent actor and an even
better drinker. Can't wait to knock back
a scotch with him.