Alpesh

you name it

kung fu, making musica (in many ways), 40oz or a Duece-duece, mashed potatoes + imported baked beans, massages from adoring fans, General Tso's chicken w/ side of Mongolian beef, laydies, bandages, painting, sketching, sculpting, dinosaurs!, Ass-shakin.

American Gods, Neverwhere, Long Hard Road out of Hell, Fight Club et al Chuck Palahnyuk, Black Orchid, Sandman, LA Confidential, all Tolkien, Island of the Blue Dolphins, encyclopedias, those colors that seem to tell a story when I shut my eyes real hard.

Lord of the Rings, all Tarantino's, Fight Club, Muppets from Space, old Star Wars, Being John Malkovich, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Mr. India, Snatch, LockStock&2SmokingBarrells, Hi-Fidelity, Fear/Loathing, Se7en, Ed Norton movies

Radiohead, portishead, Beck, my own goddamn music, princess superstar, mc Paul Barman, buck-65, led zep, Doors, the make-up, godspeedyoublackemperor, mogwai, kinski, jon spencer, Jacks (Black and White), Nintendo music, cibo matto, Air, dj shadow, Wagner

Angel, Buffy, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, the Shield, Ed, Lucky, Seinfeld, Friends, Scrubs, My So-Called Life, Cosby Show, Cheers, dinosaurs (and other stuff on TLC, Disc, Hist, etc), Dexter/Powerpuffs, He-man, Transformers, Voltron, Thundercats!

I think you know.

Wanna fight?

Hot barefooted perma-smiling nympho-girls suffering a need
to service whilst balancing a tray of sandwiches on their
heads with ice-cream sandwiches in one hand and ice-cold
refreshing beer in the other. Oh, and feminists.