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      • Amanda
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      • Ngaio hits it just the way I like it...
        what would I ever do with out you?!
      • Princess Leah
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      • Ngaio! Talented man who put a new
        meaning to RICOLA!
      • Jazzi
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      • everytime i see ngaio, i attempt to
        knock him over with giant bear hugs,
        although, it will probably never work
        because he is surely at least one foot
        taller than me (and abit heavier).
        nonetheless, i always try. many moons
        have passed since i met ngaio, and i am
        glad i am no longer quite the person
        that i was when we first met; a hungry,
        illegal little mexican running around
        the mission district looking for some
        food and good music...he took me in and
        treated me just like family, his food
        tasting better than the tamale lady's
        and my mom's combined, his beats
        groovier than a louisiana steamboat.
        now, i am happy to say, i am a well fed
        US citizen, shaking her booty at every
        hiphop show that comes to town. all
        thanks to ngaio.
        p.s. what the heck are you doing in
        that photo?
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      • Like my big and little brother all
        wrapped up in 1 dreaded gassy
        package... oh yeah, he's well known
        for the size and smell... he actualy
        woke me up out of a complete
        drunken passed out fiasco by one
        fart...hotel room in Lake Tahoe, 15
        degrees outside with snow, me
        curled up next to an open window,
        praying for fresh air... I miss the
        road... oh and that time when his sun
        roof blew off and it was snowing
        outside, holding a boom box on my
        lap listening to drumline tapes from
        the Blue Devils in '84 on my way to a
        white supremesist stand up gig in
        Oregon where the previous week the
        comics got in a brawl... oh the good
        ole days...yeah, the road!! Weee!
        I love this man!! Oh If only he had a
        vagina... and a nice rack... and no
        facial hair...oh and that gas thing...
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