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"*On my desk this morning:*
I see the Arab Nations and Red CHina uniting for World
Conquest. Oil..."
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Schools (Other):
New College
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Occupation:
tabloid poet
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Affiliations:
barbelith
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Hobbies and Interests:
mysticism, tai chi chuan, travel, indie pop, really big bags of mulch, pederasty, bee husbandry, salvia, barbelith
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Favorite Books:
Hunting Humans, Kitchen Improvised Plastic Explosives, Clandestine Methamphetamine Manufacturing, The Essential Nostradamus, Extreme Encounters
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Favorite Movies:
Night of the Living Dead, Edward Penishands, Jesus Christ Superstar, Videodrome, City of Lost Children, Before Sunrise, The Man Facing South-East
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Favorite Music:
'music is crap - aliens told me so.' - custard
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Favorite TV Shows:
Pheasant Farming Weekly Roundup, Bass and Boatmen, The Weather Channel
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About Me:
*On my desk this morning:*
I see the Arab Nations and Red CHina uniting for World
Conquest. Oil will sign the treaty. A new Shore Line for
the USA. The Great Lakes will empty into thhe Gulf. A New
Seaport will WE have. New York City will siNK beneath the
Sea. I see a shifting of the Poles, the Moon wiLL turN to
Red. 45 days of darkness upon the LANd. THe Statue of
Liberty Lying by the sea, wiLL BE the start of World War
III, Genghis Khan wiLL awakeN from his sleep, AND he wLL
lead his many sheep. From the North + by the SEa, He wiLL
Come for you + me. U.F.O. do I see fighting besides you +
ME, A New Land iN the sky above maybe a begiNiNg of aLL to
See, It is a mystery.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet the motivating force of the Universe. Can't
wait until that Prime Mover joins friendster.com in All Hir
Radiant Glory. I would also like to meet people with money,
who like to give it to people. And pastry. People who like
to give pastry away.
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the Prime Mover to disguise the fact
that he IS the Prime Mover. It's the
perfect disguise. Grant, Master of
Social Camouflage.
amazing how he went from working with me
on violent or depressing films to being the
family man. but it's all good, right-o, granto?
copies of 'The Invisibles' I hadn't
read yet. Of course, now that he knows
me a little better, he realises what a
dangerously foolish act that was, but
it's a testament to the man's kindness.
And ability to use the postal service.
Pahrump Nevada. He is more fun than a
Sargassumfish.
ever met. Yes, that's a good thing!
as a Revered of the Universal Life Church
seriously, which, I think, is sweet of him. He
is the author of at least one alternate reality
that I inhabit, and for this I thank him.
production of "Hair" with Grant, and
during the part where the cast dances
around in the aisles and tries to
interact beatifically with audience
members, I prayed that God would, well,
kill me to save me from being targeted.
But Grant was cool, collected, nearly
*devoid of any human expression at
all*. At that moment he became my hero
and my pretend boyfriend.
week in the winter of 2000, I left
Florida with my brain reeling from all
the information input he provided. He
knows just about everything about
everything, but isn't afraid to admit
when he doesn't (which isn't often).
And his dad is cool too.
Rock on Grant!