Rong Zhao

What's your tell?

"To everyone on my basketball team for a perfect season, all losses. Off-season training, anyone?"

"I like to, not eat breakfast, wear gym shoes at work, yell at my computer (it really deserves it sometimes), eat tripple..."

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Schools:
北京市第四中学, Attended 1986 - 1989, Class of 1989
Schools (Other):
Hoyas
College/University:
University of Chicago, Attended 1994 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree
Occupation:
Uh, I help the rich to get richer, legally.
Affiliations:
The Politicially Incorrect Club
Hobbies and Interests:
Sarcasm
Favorite Books:
Private Placement Memorandums
Favorite Movies:
Coming to America
Favorite TV Shows:
Press Your Luck
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
About Me:
I like to, not eat breakfast, wear gym shoes at work, yell at my computer (it really deserves it sometimes), eat tripple cheeseburger for lunch, work late, go home and watch sports for hours, work out near midnight, eat dinner, watch a terrible movie and enjoy it, vow to break the cycle, go to bed, and do it again.
Who I Want to Meet:
People who can appreciate my bad jokes and act retarded with me

Alison
Posted
Well, I had all these nice (or, fakely nice, anyway) things to say about Rong, but he somehow managed to lose all his testimonials, one of which was mine. You're not getting another one from me, Rong, do you hear me?! I expect a prolific testimonial from you to make up for this. You and all your kooky Teddy KGB shit. Which I talked about *at length* in my last testimonial. But seriously. When Rong's not busy being a complete idiot (which isn't often), he can sometimes be marginally cool. On occasion.

Alison
Posted
For some reason, Rong thinks he's Teddy KGB. He walks around twisting and un-twisting Oreos and saying things like "Mr. Son of Bitch" in a really bad Russian accent. When he's not acting like Teddy KGB, he threatens people with sayings like "i kill u," (definitely lower case) and spouts off useless bits of knowledge, especially regarding 80s movies. Rong is an absolute champ at sleeping at or under his desk, and has perfected the ability to sleep sitting up, hands on his keyboard, without the telltale head-bob. I aspire to some day be as good at sleeping as Rong is. Rong's powers of illogic are truly awe-inspiring. Not only that, but he is the sole person on earth who has had the audacity to proclaim that once he passes the bar he will devote his life to representing the oil and tobacco companies of the world pro bono. He is unabashedly heartless and enjoys making small children cry. I weep for the day he is unleashed on the legal community. Rong, I will pu

Gary
Posted
Rong is a good man even if he thinks I
suck. I wish rong would teach me how
to be as good as him at poker. Also,
He told me he hooked up with heidi
feldman

Emily
Posted
Rong, you're the complete package!
Smart, good-looking, funny and you
speak perfect Chinese. But, what was up
with the "monkey... ahuh... monkey"?!!?

Wendy
Posted
I have a picture of Rong from
graduation (circa 1998) and my
grandmother says he is very handsome.