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      Sean Stevenson
      Male, 32, Single, Brooklyn, NYMore
      "Be more constructive with your feedback!" -- Hip-Hopopotamus07/06/2007
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      • Alex
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      • Sean is my brother. He has always been my guide for pop culture, giving an educated opinion about everything from music to movies to what to drink that won't make me look like a freshman in college (ie not Milwuakee's Best not "meaning the good land"). I don't think he'll ever fully comprehend the influence he's had on me, but he is one of the smartest, most talented people I have ever known (the bastard...I mean, not really because that would be saying bad things about my mom). But anyway, he's the kind of guy you can call when you're having a bad day and you need someone to take your problems and make you laugh at them. He used to make me laugh when we would fight and I could never stay mad at him. That used to piss me off so much. But Sean is someone that once he's in your life, everything just seems a little more colorful. So, in conclusion, buy this guy a drink at the nearest possible moment and ask him to do his George and Martha bit. I promise, you won't regret a minut
      • Jalissa
      • Posted
      • As far as i can tell, Sean's humour is
        so divine because it feeds on his
        intelligence, kindness, and genuine
        ability to live life with a beautiful
        and quiet madness. One of these days,
        I'll manage to see him during our
        mutual stays in Chicago or NYC; but
        somehow I picture finally actually
        running into him in one of those
        amazing "the world is so small"
        instances where you're passing down a
        small street in a strange town you've
        never been to, and see him walking up
        from the opposite way, never having
        been there, either. Because sometimes
        the cosmos is kind and makes things
        happen that you never managed to
        orchestrate yourself... and because
        sometimes i manage to use words
        like "cosmos" with nary a jaded and
        mocking tone to be found... huh.
        wierd.
      • Jasmine
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      • "You're going down Homer, I'm
        gonna fool you." "You talk better than
        you fool." "I'll fool you up real nice."
        "You couldn't fool your mother on the
        foolingest day of your life if you
        had an electrified fooling machine."
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Oh yeah, and the funniest Kate Hepburn
        impression by a straight man, EVER.
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Sean is one of the funniest humans on
        the earth. Don't believe me? Get him
        and Damien in the same room and they
        will perform Prince's "Bob George" --
        it's dangerous!
      • Jasmine
      • Posted
      • Sean used to steal my cigarettes in
        college. In retun, I'd borrow his Cole
        Porter and Irving Berlin CDs for
        months on end.

        If I ever make it as a cheesy host of
        an easy listening morning radio
        show, it will only be because Sean
        was there as my willing accomplice,
        fellow squirrel-hunter, chain-smoker,
        and friend.
      • Nichol
      • Posted
      • The only mother fucker on the planet
        who quotes, when drunk, philosophers on
        what they said about other
        philosophers. Don't get him started on
        the ontalogical meanings of the
        wasteland, especially over beer.
        Something about his t-shirt, i don't
        know what, makes me very, very... horny?
      • Trevor
      • Posted
      • "Sean PICKS THE GOD DAMN terror of the
        ucking gods out of his nose! Pardon my
        language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons
        of God and man bear witness! Even in
        the belly of the Thunderbird Sean's
        been casting out the False Prohets;
        Sean's busting a gut and blowing my O-
        ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For
        Sean speaks only the fucking Truth,
        and never in his days has he spoken
        other than! For his every utterance is
        a lie, including this very one you
        hear! He says, `Fuck'em if they can't
        take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a
        laugh', he says. He is the last
        remaining Homo Correctus, He is the
        god damn Man of the Future! He'll
        drive a mile so as not to walk a foot;
        He is a human being of the first god
        damn water! Yes, he's the javalina
        humping junkie that jumped the Men
        from Mars! Sean drank the Devil under
        seven tables, Sean is too intense to
        die, he insured for acts o' God and
        Satan!
      • Trevor
      • Posted
      • Firm yet tender, gentle, yet not
        unlike a jack hammer.

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