!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOX IT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(remember that time in ikea when we were practically tripping b/c of all the fluorescent lights and open space, and you screamed it so loud that it echoed through the whole place?)
ryan, that was the longest and vaguest game of 20 questions i've ever played. i don't think you really have a grasp on the metaphysical and literal attributes of playboy magazine. i'd recommend a long and arduous study session if you get my drift.
Oh no...and oh my goodness..., boy is
Ryan just the sweetest dude you've ever
known. I would consider him an
assuasive harbinger. Not only is he
cheap, the guy also is extremely
talented, and visits his grand mom every
week. What more could you ask for?
Ryan...I was kidding about the 'cheap'
part, everything else is true.
And by the way, I'm partially drunk at
the moment, so you shouldn't air this in
public. You'll get a better one in the
morning.
look at ryan go! just waving his axe
around like he came out of the womb
ripping a mad solo! shakin his fine ass
in his pony pants! programming beats
on the box with his lil eyes closed!
goddamn, look at him go!
FUCK!!! ryan's in a sexual pickle! why is
fate so fierce and fickle?!
FUCK! he's so ridiculous!
his nose is so full of mucous
it'll spontaneously combust!
he's so outta here.
see, something you should know about
ryan is that he's a rager. he's a rager
through and through and it's all in the
hair. he's like samson in that way,
except there's no delilah persuasive
enough to make him hang up his rock 'n'
roll spurs and cut his hair (even if
sometimes it gets caught in fans).
besides, in that story god decided that
samson was getting too full of himself
(what a baby) and made delilah cut his
hair off in his sleep. in this story, the
part of god is played by turbonegro, who
are totally down with the long hair and
recognize it as the source of all that is
good, and so the long hair stays. which,
in turn, endows ryan with the divine
power of a true party champion. can i
just say, by way of conclusion, have you
ever seen a state produce more of those
than delaware (besides virginia)? it's
almost like everyone is a test tube baby
grown inside a schlitz can, and it's
beautiful to watch.
Hands down the hottest kid to spontaneously
makeout with at a children's artshow in a fair trade
ethiopian eatery of west philadelphia....Hmm.
Actually, I'd make out with Ryan anywhere.
pretty fun to hang out with, i wish my friends would try it sometimes!!! I really like to start bands with people. Just started a new one with bff emily and should be playing shows soon!!! look out shoegazers its really cute and fun so dont be shy. resident jellyfish member even though we never win the highlight of most of my weeks is with the jelly fish! I guess you could say although that those days are still highlights, pony pants is consuming me and new songs are making me melt.
Who I Want to Meet:
ill meet almost anyone!!! dont hate me if im mean to you I dont mean to be but im shy and insecure regardless of how i come off!
(remember that time in ikea when we were practically tripping b/c of all the fluorescent lights and open space, and you screamed it so loud that it echoed through the whole place?)
Ryan just the sweetest dude you've ever
known. I would consider him an
assuasive harbinger. Not only is he
cheap, the guy also is extremely
talented, and visits his grand mom every
week. What more could you ask for?
Ryan...I was kidding about the 'cheap'
part, everything else is true.
And by the way, I'm partially drunk at
the moment, so you shouldn't air this in
public. You'll get a better one in the
morning.
around like he came out of the womb
ripping a mad solo! shakin his fine ass
in his pony pants! programming beats
on the box with his lil eyes closed!
goddamn, look at him go!
fate so fierce and fickle?!
FUCK! he's so ridiculous!
his nose is so full of mucous
it'll spontaneously combust!
he's so outta here.
and don't forget:
i love you big dummy
profile, which must explain something, perhaps
his hair.
ryan is that he's a rager. he's a rager
through and through and it's all in the
hair. he's like samson in that way,
except there's no delilah persuasive
enough to make him hang up his rock 'n'
roll spurs and cut his hair (even if
sometimes it gets caught in fans).
besides, in that story god decided that
samson was getting too full of himself
(what a baby) and made delilah cut his
hair off in his sleep. in this story, the
part of god is played by turbonegro, who
are totally down with the long hair and
recognize it as the source of all that is
good, and so the long hair stays. which,
in turn, endows ryan with the divine
power of a true party champion. can i
just say, by way of conclusion, have you
ever seen a state produce more of those
than delaware (besides virginia)? it's
almost like everyone is a test tube baby
grown inside a schlitz can, and it's
beautiful to watch.
getting bitch slapped in the kitchen? I
do.
makeout with at a children's artshow in a fair trade
ethiopian eatery of west philadelphia....Hmm.
Actually, I'd make out with Ryan anywhere.
"dick-thirty" in a crowded room. but
this is why I love him so!