Jenn was lost in the desert since last
October and was unable to leave a
testimonial for me. It ended up
working out because I happened to be
in the desert smoking Peyote with Jim
Morrison when Jenn emerged from the
mouth of a sand dragon and danced with
us as the moon shattered. Then she
went to MySpace with Jim Morrison and
I got into a fist fight with a cactus.
I have felt a gaping wound in mine and
Jenn's relationship, since I let the
dreaded R word slide off my tounge
before gracing her lovely name across my
lips. Jenn I want you to know baby that
if I could take it back I would, I'll do
whatever it takes to make it up to you,
I promise, I swear. Jenn is so Punk
Rock that if you were standing next to
her humming Good Charlotte she would
probably punch you in the face.
i'm not sure, but it's quite possible
that jenn saved my life. just when i
had all but given up on humanity,
along came a spider that rocked my
fucking world. life as we know it will
never be the same.
Although she doesn't want me to bring it
up, Jenn is way into charity and always
donates the most at my annual "Smoke
Crack for Crippled People" benefit
crackathon. She gives until it hurts,
at which point she smokes a large amount
of crack out of a Sprite bottle.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOODIE?!??!! oh
well...at least i was able to get my
pants back before something terrible
could be done to them. that reminds me
though...i never did get that little
fridge to put by my bed...maybe i
should invest.....
someday im not gonna be on the list,
but im gonna make jenn tear it up with
my extraordinary skill. we will get
married and settle somewhere near the
pbr brewery to start some baby makin
practice before we buy our own private
island and live out our own swiss
family robinson adventures.
the first time i actually sat down and
watched space ghost was at jenn's...and
i was scared out of my mind (at the
show, jenn's a sweetheart). she's also
related to that guy that made star
wars...yea, ok "no relation." jenn
aka "i love movies and studied
film 'once upon a time...in a galaxy
far far away.'"
October and was unable to leave a
testimonial for me. It ended up
working out because I happened to be
in the desert smoking Peyote with Jim
Morrison when Jenn emerged from the
mouth of a sand dragon and danced with
us as the moon shattered. Then she
went to MySpace with Jim Morrison and
I got into a fist fight with a cactus.
Jenn's relationship, since I let the
dreaded R word slide off my tounge
before gracing her lovely name across my
lips. Jenn I want you to know baby that
if I could take it back I would, I'll do
whatever it takes to make it up to you,
I promise, I swear. Jenn is so Punk
Rock that if you were standing next to
her humming Good Charlotte she would
probably punch you in the face.
cigarrette freshman year of college
when i was rolling my balls off. now
i'm hooked... THANKS JENN!
that jenn saved my life. just when i
had all but given up on humanity,
along came a spider that rocked my
fucking world. life as we know it will
never be the same.
what's the rifle for? oh, that's for
the...
-Yeah, but Death Cab for Cutie is WAY
better.
up, Jenn is way into charity and always
donates the most at my annual "Smoke
Crack for Crippled People" benefit
crackathon. She gives until it hurts,
at which point she smokes a large amount
of crack out of a Sprite bottle.
well...at least i was able to get my
pants back before something terrible
could be done to them. that reminds me
though...i never did get that little
fridge to put by my bed...maybe i
should invest.....
but im gonna make jenn tear it up with
my extraordinary skill. we will get
married and settle somewhere near the
pbr brewery to start some baby makin
practice before we buy our own private
island and live out our own swiss
family robinson adventures.
watched space ghost was at jenn's...and
i was scared out of my mind (at the
show, jenn's a sweetheart). she's also
related to that guy that made star
wars...yea, ok "no relation." jenn
aka "i love movies and studied
film 'once upon a time...in a galaxy
far far away.'"