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Me & HK shooting the breeze, gossiping & loving every minute xoxo
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"I like to try new and exciting things. I enjoy reading anything by Adrian Tomine, Jeffery Brown & Craig Thompson. I have..."
More about Melissa
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Schools (Other):
Hard Knocks, Haverstraw Elementary, America's Liberal Arts College SUNY New Paltz
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Occupation:
WonderGirl
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Affiliations:
Haverstraw Burlesque Troop
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Hobbies and Interests:
Spelling dictionaries, hand written correspondence, Earth Science, Kissing, veganism/ vegetarianism cats that wear eye patches
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Favorite Books:
Anything dark and sad bastardish...Adrian Tomine to be exact...Joyce Carol Oates, Poppy Z. Brite, Daniel Clowes
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Favorite Movies:
Amelie, Napoleon Dynamite, Tomie Replay, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Prey for Rock and Roll, Pee- wee's Big Adventure, Big Top Pee- Wee (sometimes), Willy Wonka, All Over Me, O' Brother, Georgia, Alice in Wonderland, Nightmare Before Christmas anything with Tim Burton
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Favorite Music:
Postal Service, David Bowie, The Clash, Pixies, The Slits, Matrimony, Helium, The Smiths, Anything tragic & ironic XXX
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Favorite TV Shows:
Strangers With Candy, House of Style, Thundercats, Six Feet Under, Remote Control Ali G Show, Curb, 120 Minutes, Small Wonder, Fraggle Rock, Dharma & Greg, Venture Brothers
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About Me:
I like to try new and exciting things. I enjoy reading anything by Adrian Tomine, Jeffery Brown & Craig Thompson. I have short hair, I love to make clothes, knit and be plain old crafty.I'm determined to create a zine/comic strip etc.. I like Maggie Gyllenhaal. Foreign & Independant films
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Who I Want to Meet:
The Sedaris Family
"You're wrong, and you're wronger"
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never met anyone cooler, prettier or funnier
than Melissa, and I don't think I ever will. She
makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt, and
sometimes when I look at her, I can't bring
myself to look away. Plus, she's got that
short, sassy hair that drives me crazy. XOXO,
Sassafrass.
used to prank my dorm room from the
sub and be all like" I see your Hello Kitty
drawers" and "why do you put so much
lotion on?" She's a supafreak (like Rick
James Bitch!) and wilder still, she'd be
like, I am eating a potato knish- and I'd
look out as the street lamps glistened
on the toxic New Paltz gunk, and see an
ethereal creature with fairy wings, a
sock on her left hand that
screamed "Helloooooooooooooo
dahhllll! I'm Caahhhhhmen"
I miss the good times, the Drew
obsession, the homemade haircuts, the
sass, the frass, the faux leopard skin,
the back cracking, boy band, Tom lovin,
stuffed animal porno days. She is a
Joan Rivers goddess. Bow or be
destroyed. Women like us will surely
ruin you. . . .
melissa. where did she go though? (:
doesn't even have an accent or any
wristbands, and still he makes it on to the
S.S. Hottie on the basis of his tattoos and his
spectacularly sensitive songwriting. Hey, I'm
sensitive! I could write sensitive songs! But I
couldn't get that many tattoos. My arms are
even more sensitive than I am.
have learned her mysterious ways, as well
as other U2 songs, like "So Cruel" and "Love
is Blindness," as indicated by the time I
jammed my thumb into her eye. I can predict
her actions down to the slightest twitch, and
yet she still gets me every time with the
"there's something on your shirt" routine. I
know what she will say before she says it,
although I don't always know what I'm going
to say before I say it, which sometimes gets
me in trouble. Who is the enigma now?
That's right. I am. Fear me. Fear my dark
mystery.
totally "together" ever since ive met
her...like 10 years ago... OMG ive
known you way too long! Good people fun
to hang out with, and def. not
predicatable! Makes great salsa! Muah
who has a pink box cutter (eventhough
I've never seen it), licks hello kitty
books (that I witnessed!, puts out 30
boxes of books everyday, knits me a pot
holder :o) and doesen't stop smiling
about it all. I dont knowwww.... but I
do know Melissa sure is one of a kind
and destined for superstar succeess.
Remember, the bathrooms are back to
kids and make a left! IF THEY arent
closed because of a flood or something!