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      Jeff Boyle
      Male, 30, In a Relationship, Mount Vernon, NYMore
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      • Michael
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      • Jeff still owes me hundreds of thousands of dollars in royalties for use of my chart-topping song "Prunes to Buddha" in his rockumentary about Whitesnake.
      • Wendy
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      • I'm thinking that it is very sad that there isn't a more instant form of transportation so we can go break windows together. very sad indeed
      • Moses
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      • In a world of spondees, Jeff may be the last anapest we have to look up to.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Jeff and I met during trade
        agreement talks in the South China
        Sea. He was wearing a neon orange
        blazer and I rememebr thinking the
        effect was not unlike holding a
        conversation with a cartoon tiger. I
        said as much to him and he
        chuckled, and shortly thereafter we
        opened our own pizza shop in
        downtown Toledo. We were doomed
        to failure, however, when we
        discovered that neither of us could
        effectively manage the staff, who
        spoke only ancient greek, and then
        only in rhyme. I still wake up
        screaming some nights, thoughts
        drowning in marinara, all those
        hopes choked to death on the extra-
        cheese of despair.
      • Hannah
      • Posted
      • I think Jeff is teriffico, wonderful, fun to
        be around, a great poet-- a really great
        poet-- and also he has the best t-shirt
        eva. love, hannsh
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • we call him jefe not because it's like
        his name, but just because, he's in
        charge.

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