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Schools (Other):
Gilford High, GW and the public library
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Occupation:
I gave paris hilton pinkeye, does that count??
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Affiliations:
Olive Oil of the House of Olay
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Hobbies and Interests:
eggs benedict, Aubrey Beardsley, and Kundera's ninth portal
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Favorite Books:
Hardboiled Wonderland at the End of the World, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Heraclitus (Fragments) Homofaber, Jitterbug Perfume, Immortality, and yes, Harry Potter
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Favorite Movies:
Battle Royale, Pumpkin, Clue, Dr. Strangelove, Bring it On
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Favorite Music:
Dead Meadow, T-Rex, Aurthur Crudup, PJ Harvey, Stephen Malkmus, Sly and the Family Stone, Edith Piaf, James Brown, Pinback, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash and Neutral Milk Hotel
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Favorite TV Shows:
The News Hour w Jim Lehrer, Twin Peaks, The Shield, Cowboy Bebop
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
son of my father
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Who I Want to Meet:
Bob Thurman, his glass eye at least. Czeslaw Milosz, Lech Walesa, Adam Michnik (alive) JFK, RFK, Richard the Lionhearted, Caligula (dead).
As for romance, someone silly...
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(see first testimonial readers) and there
was a scene where jack had to do a
preventative movie re: sexual
harassment. basically, the hired actress
bailed, so karen had to do it in her
stead. jack was licking karen's ear.
karen got turned on. after 142 takes,
karen smokes a cigarette and jack is
pissed. karen leans over and licks jack's
ear. jack isn't pissed anymore. adam,
can i lick your ear?
something witty about adam. too bad my
wits are where the sun don't shine. it's
okay, because adam understands.
thanks for the basil plant. you make my
day babe, every day.
why, just follow along) and I finagle a 1/2
day away from my mom who paid for
the whole "family outing" (don't ask why,
just follow along).
SO i ask this kid, Adam is his name, to
take me out. What a bummer....not only
did I see one of my favorite trip-hop DJs
on a deck that over-looks the
WhiteHouse (it then represented all that
is holy and right with America), heard
Dave Trance, got rubbed up against by
thousands of people and got messy.
Then, I had to embarassingly leave early
so that, when I met my mom at 7am, I
didn't look like Whitney Houston (don't
ask why, just follow along). Of course, I
get to Adam's place, stare at the ceiling,
don't sleep, meet my mom the next day,
and look like Whitney Houston.
Remember, crack is wack. Adam,
however, is not. Wack, that is. Could
he be crack? or cracked? I dunno.
He's just not wack.
Can I tell the messy Valium story? Shit,
I think we need to catch up a bit.
don't betray my trust or mess up my
time. everything is going to be ok.
relaxed, complimenting, gentle but
tough, flexible, wrinkle free, warm and
stylish no matter the occasion
second week of freshman year i
instantly knew that our connection would
be nothing short of cosmic kindred
spirits.. uh wait, no, i just knew that i
didnt want him and tamar mooching off
of my beer and wine coolers. never the
less had i known that this kid would
become one of my most loved and
bestest i would of gladly passed over
the boones farm strawberry wine. adam
and i go way beyond friendster but just
so you fellas out there in the internet
world know just how sparkly this jewel
youve stumbled upon is here i go
anyway. adam knows how smart he is
so dont bother telling him. he has no
idea how attractive he is (very) which
makes it even more endearing. he can
cure deathly flu with flaffel and juice. he
once even managed to tell my good ol
boy daddy that he loved caberet while
still sounding manly. one day i know we
will combine our assets and be the
ultimate sham political couple but until
then get it while its hot...
duty to create his first testimonial. in
fact, popping his testimonial cherry is
the biggest thrill i've had all week.
therefore, this needs to be good, real
good.
adam is a piece of work and most times
i have difficulty keeping up with him. he
is actually far too intelligent for me, and
when he talks about bismark, i really
don't get it. but it's cool, because he
makes me watch cnn and i get all
politically minded and shit.
adam has a tendency to wear white
umbros, which can lead to interesting
situations. he makes really good drinks
out of moldy pineapple juice and is also
amazing at presenting my gullibility to
the masses.
all in all, adam is my brother and i love
him. we are like will and grace, except
i'm not a jap and he's not a yuppie. and
we don't live in a big UES apt. and i
don't have curly red hair, and he doesn't
have brown. and our gay jokes kick the
dick off theirs.