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Alexander Zalben
Alexander's Friends
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Port Washington
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Company:
NYU
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Alexander's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/318801
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Other education:
Cornell University
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Theatre
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Occupation:
Admin. Ass't/Comedy Ass't
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What I enjoy doing:
Drinking Coca-Cola
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Favorite Books:
Carter Beats the Devil, Watership Down, The New American Cheese Cookbook, High Fidelity, The Tipping Point, Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor, Kitchen Confidential
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Favorite Movies:
Breaking the Waves, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Batman, Moulin Rouge, Sleepy Hollow, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Pootie Tang, Crossroads, Say Anything, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Love, Actually
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Favorite Music:
Dar Williams, Catie Curtis, Britney Spears, DMX, Jay-Z, Aimee Mann, Madonna, Outkast, Atomic Kitten, Robbie Williams, The Streets, Fountains of Wayne, Grandaddy, Yerba Buena
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Favorite TV Shows:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Alias, Futurama, Mr. Show, Trigger Happy TV, The Simpsons, Sports Night, Dismissed, Blind Date, Anything on Food Network without Emeril in it
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About Me:
http://www.madamefunnypants.com,
http://www.elephantlarry.com,
http://www.xballonline.com,
http://www.elephantlarry.com/stefanandalex
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Who I Want to Meet:
http://www.you.com
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said "GOOD NIGHT DEMONS" in a gruff
demon voice together. Then he let me in
on a skit he'd written and gave me
authorial credit when I deserved none
(or very little). Those two scenarios
sum up Alexander: funny, generous and a
little bit of a sucker. He also lets me
post testimonials with numerous
grammatical errors.
"GOOD NIGHT DEMONS" in a gruff demon
voice together. Then he let me in on a skit
he'd written amd gave me authorial credit
when deserved none (or very little). Those
two scenarios sum up Alexander: funny,
generous and a little bit of a sucker. He also
gets a little uncomfortable when I try to touch
his butt.
Chicago Sketchfest this year and they
both rocked. This man is a comedic
genius.
Over the past weekend, I have gotten to
know Alex on a much deeper level. My
original testimonial about my bloodlust
for him still stands true, however I
now know from whence the darkness
comes. With all of this new insight
into his psyche, my plans to create a
robot version of Alex are about to come
to fruition! FRUITION!
this dude so everyone knew how
cool he was ever since two weeks
ago. but i couldn't get to friendster.
but now i can. this dude is awesome.
he'll give you his right arm. no joke. i
have his left.
person. My life is much richer for
knowing Alex. I'd have to say he's the
only person that really understands me
and my split personalities. To Alex!
chap and hillarious to boot. I just
got off the phone with him after he did
me & the MEAT gals a ginormous favor
and I said, "May Jesus annoint your
head with gold," and he said, "I have
no head." Hahahahaha!
watched him shove his fist through the
chest of a small, elderly, man who was
just trying to refill his Metro
Card....but apparently not fast enough
for Alexander. It is never fast enough
for Alexander. All these testimonials
about his generosity are news to
me....I mean I guess he is
generous....with the MERCILESS
BEATINGS! Look, maybe he is a nice guy
and maybe it was just a bad night when
he obliterated that old man's body. I
mean, he has been sweet to me, and that
is all that really matters right?
Right? Oh god, here he comes...SMILES
EVERYONE! SMILES!