all these negative testimonials of
late make me want to write something
positive about nate. he's
very...tall, and he knows a lot about
booze. and do i even need to mention
how well he gets along with the
ladies? i'd say he's the best thing
to come out of south dakota! (that i
know of)
My god -- eight years of therapy and I finally
realized -- I've known Nate before. I am so
ashamed...it was this picture that stirred my
memory. Right after it was taken he
approached me in a dark corner of the
playground, dressed as Oscar the Grouch, and
said, "I know you want ONE MORE cookie..." I
didn't understand! It wasn't a cookie! Oh, god,
why!?!
Nate was my TA in 1999. He had long hair. At
first, he was just a TA. I'm in shock that he
remembers me from that class. In fact, I
almost don't believe him. I don't remember
being in any way extraordinary -- not bad, not
loud, not brilliant, not late.
Then about a year later, I saw him quite out of
sorts in the quad late one evening. I thought
he was high on life, but it turns out it was
fungus. Since then, he enters my life every few
years unintentionally, but I will soon succumb
to the bottle and allow him to meet me
intentionally so that he can write me a good
testimonial.
Hi nate, is this where I can leave a message
to you? So next time you come over, can
you bring some tuna for me, because I am
growing a lot these days and am more and
more hungry. I will trade you, a fly for some
tuna? Thank you for your lap it is very comfy,
and for all my glamorous pictures, maybe
you will make me famous someday.
Testimonials and Comments for Nathan
Nate once, but it was for his own good;
he was in Danger!
it was the pizza guy, from hunters
point....remember? and you, my
friend, held the ice pick like a true
champ.
late make me want to write something
positive about nate. he's
very...tall, and he knows a lot about
booze. and do i even need to mention
how well he gets along with the
ladies? i'd say he's the best thing
to come out of south dakota! (that i
know of)
realized -- I've known Nate before. I am so
ashamed...it was this picture that stirred my
memory. Right after it was taken he
approached me in a dark corner of the
playground, dressed as Oscar the Grouch, and
said, "I know you want ONE MORE cookie..." I
didn't understand! It wasn't a cookie! Oh, god,
why!?!
certain it would be Nate's. Though
there might be high risk of disease, he
is whiskey-marinated and well marbled.
looking the other way
first, he was just a TA. I'm in shock that he
remembers me from that class. In fact, I
almost don't believe him. I don't remember
being in any way extraordinary -- not bad, not
loud, not brilliant, not late.
Then about a year later, I saw him quite out of
sorts in the quad late one evening. I thought
he was high on life, but it turns out it was
fungus. Since then, he enters my life every few
years unintentionally, but I will soon succumb
to the bottle and allow him to meet me
intentionally so that he can write me a good
testimonial.
is "insufferable". That means "I'm
all about Nate."
to you? So next time you come over, can
you bring some tuna for me, because I am
growing a lot these days and am more and
more hungry. I will trade you, a fly for some
tuna? Thank you for your lap it is very comfy,
and for all my glamorous pictures, maybe
you will make me famous someday.