Jenny will make you feel like you've
got one foot in the frying pan and one
in the pressure cooker & when you
talk to her your bladder feels like an
overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and
your butt is kinda like an
about-to-explode bratwurst. Trust me
it's the best feeling ever.
Jenny and I play in a rock and roll
band together and even though
sometimes I don't say hello to her
when I call her house because my
phone manners are all gimped out, I
still think she's pretty rad. She
seems to enjoy finding birthday
parties and pretending she knows
the people celebrating just so she
can get free cake. I like that. She
seems to also enjoy harrassing old
men driving in cars next to the car
she is in. I like that too. She hits a
mean tambourine and has just
enough sass to charm. I am going to
have a discussion with her soon
about whether or not orange is the
new pink.
she hates guys with buck-teeth but
she's ok with a few missing. She's
really fun and i like her a lot.
got one foot in the frying pan and one
in the pressure cooker & when you
talk to her your bladder feels like an
overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and
your butt is kinda like an
about-to-explode bratwurst. Trust me
it's the best feeling ever.
gets lots of guys.
i'm still wishing she could touch mine
band together and even though
sometimes I don't say hello to her
when I call her house because my
phone manners are all gimped out, I
still think she's pretty rad. She
seems to enjoy finding birthday
parties and pretending she knows
the people celebrating just so she
can get free cake. I like that. She
seems to also enjoy harrassing old
men driving in cars next to the car
she is in. I like that too. She hits a
mean tambourine and has just
enough sass to charm. I am going to
have a discussion with her soon
about whether or not orange is the
new pink.